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Tallon-1

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Artist // Hobbyist // Photography
  • June 1, 1993
  • Austria
  • Deviant for 13 years
  • He / Him
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DeviantArt Originals: Participated in April Fools' Day 2018
Show Your Heart: Participated in DeviantArt's 2019 Valentine's Day celebrations
Deviously Devoted: Someone is your fiendish fan! 😈 (1)
Biting Pear of Salamanca: Participated in April Fools' Day 2017
May the 4th: Celebrating Star Wars
My Bio
Current Residence: Austria(Graz)
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Favourite genre of music: Rock and Game soundtracks
Favourite photographe: -
Favourite style of art: -Operating System: windows 8.1
MP3 player of choice: Silva MP218R
Shell of choice: -
Wallpaper of choice: ace combat 6 cfa44 nosferatu
Skin of choice: my own skin
Favourite cartoon character: kat
Personal Quote: -

Favourite Visual Artist
-
Favourite Movies
Stealth
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
incobus /istitute/the unwritten law /papa roach /. . . . . . .
Favourite Books
the playbook
Favourite Writers
The Raven
Favourite Games
Ace Combat 2 ,4 ,5 ,x ,x2
Favourite Gaming Platform
PSP
Tools of the Trade
laptop+paint+camcorder
Other Interests
RC Cars ,Planes and Helicopters

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Merry Christmas!

c: Same to you :hug :
My old accont is dead so if you want to see my new art,watch me.
I am sorry if this comment made you annoyed
Thanks for the llama :happybounce:

I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama? :shakefist:

Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.

*End of cue card*

And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.

:D