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Inanna and Gilgamesh by talfar Inanna and Gilgamesh by talfar
Инанна и Гильгамеш (Тэльфар Спранга. Пленники субботы или Трахнуть Машиаха!)
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EarthPhantomTS Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2018   Writer
Having just read Pseudoknot's translation (and thus keep in mind I'm trusting it's correct), I just wanna say this: Gilgamesh didn't refuse Lady Inanna's hand in marriage because of his "loyalty to the human race" or whatever.  He refused Her because She's a yandere, and he didn't want any part of that.  He explicitly said he didn't intend to meet a similar fate as the horse, the lion, or Dumuzi.
Pseudoknot Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2016
A bit late to the party, but I wanted to volunteer my translation:

"What follows developed in the manner of a third-rate Hollywood scifi blockbuster: Having slain the monster Humbaba, Gilgamesh found himself facing the beautiful Inanna, who demanded that he marry her. However, like a true patriot of the downtrodden human race, oppressed as it is by aliens, this Sumarian Superman rejected the offer of the decadent alieness. He proclaimed that he would rather use his last shekel to hire the first hooker on the street, than sleep again with the slut-Goddess."

I love the contrast between Inanna and Gilgamesh here - not to mention the text!

LuchoBorello Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014
Translation to Latin alphabet, please! Great work!
EnkiLilstA8411 Featured By Owner Edited Aug 16, 2014  Professional Artist
she is a slut :) (Smile) she would go to a bad even with the enemy if she had any ....
LadyNanako Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2018
Inanna Is NOT A Slut. She Is The Goddess Of War,Sex,Beauty,Political Power (And A Shit Ton Of Other Things Because She's Awesome) Ect. Just Because She Has Sex Does NOT Make Her A Slut.
EarthPhantomTS Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2018   Writer
I think She would consider "slut" a compliment =P (I know I do when someone calls me that).  But you're right, She's far more than that.
LadyNanako Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2018
You Sound Like My Friend: She's A Huge Masochist And ALWAYS Horny So I Call Her "Pain Slut". She Loves It.XD
PirraAiren Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013   General Artist
<font><font class="">Шикарно!!!! Стиль рисунка великолепный!!!</font></font>Love 
talfar Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013  Professional Writer
Также предлагаю заценить мою поэзию на тему Ануннаков, Ситчина и шумеро-аккадской мифологии; в частности, такие ее образцы, как «Молитва православного шумеролога В.В. Емельянова его личному богу Нинурте»:

...«Плач о Месопотамии»:

...«Бегство из системы Нибиру (Монолог Ануннака в Великий пост)»:

...«Братья по разуму»:

...«Песнь Эмеша»:

...«Инанна и Шукаллетуда или Страшный грех шумерского садовника»:

...«Голубые радости шумерской жизни»:

...«Иисус Энлилевич Ануннакин»:

А, вот еще чуть не забыла о своем Ануннако-гурушском словаре (но он, к сожалению, очень краткий):

Буду рада отзывам и рецензиям!

С уважением - Тэльфар Спранга (Нинхили Амаги)

PirraAiren Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013   General Artist
<font><font class="">Обаятельно прочту, но не обещаю, что быстро)))</font></font>
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VampiraLady Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If only I knew what's written there...
Thorni4 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
Отлично...и не надо ни какого перевода!!;)))
Black-Velvet-Lady Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013   Photographer
really nice!!
if you would just copy a translation you could reach much more people...
Nunenkur Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
Poor hero, who refused the Sacred Marriage...
Spinnradler Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012
Wow, amazing! Really cool :-)
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