Looking for some gin? Looking for a fight? Looking for some gold that'll hold you all day and night? Come on down to the Left Hook tavern, the only tavern in town where you can drunk when you're down! We've got pretzel bowls, moonshine mugs, ash trays and gin-soaked jugs! We've got gambling, rambling, pandering, and smoking! I'm running out of rhymes, I'm not a hired advertiser, I think I'm gonna go, I'm running outta time! Wish me luck, see y'all later! Now if you'll excuse me, the real guy's coming back, and he's a hater! ... Um... Of me. He hates m- I don't know, I'm not good with rhyming.
Real dude: HEY! WHAT'RE YOU DOING ON MY SET?
GOTTA GO, BYE!!