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Christina
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
United States
HI! My name is Christina, or you can call me Krissie for short.

soooo *taps her chin* introductions are in order here. Well, I'm nerdy, awkward, have a weird and sometimes vulgar sense of humor, and I tend to be pretty irritated with people in general- but if you can handle that, I'm quite friendly and often pretty bubbly. Unless you're a jerk, of course. :)

I enjoy cartoons, art, silliness, exploration, photography, doodling, and video game design/gaming.

I happen to be a transgender woman, yes, ME, not just my fursona. If that is a "problem" for you, or If you're here expecting 'shemale porn' or 'tftg comics' please go shove your head up a rhinos butt. Thank you.

I do not accept requests or commissions. I am struggling to revive my passion for drawing as is, and I want it all to come from the heart (or funny bone). I can't really be creative with my picture of you if I don't really *know* you.

My heart belongs to the wonderful :iconashleyfableblack: I don't think I've ever been so happy before..you make my life so rich and fulfilling. I love you Ashley.

And that's pretty much it! After all, if you really want to know me, we're probably already talking. *smiles and waves*


Current Residence: Somewere
Favourite genre of music: industrial, rock, electronic, and goofy music
Favourite photographer: None in particular
Favourite style of art: cartoon, surrealism, pixel art, photography
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: MINE!!!
Shell of choice: turtle :3
Wallpaper of choice: one with a thing on it!. :3
Skin of choice: my own
Favourite cartoon characters: Finn The Human, Steven Universe, Dr. Robotnik,
Interests
  • Listening to: Bad Religion
  • Reading: I haven't read a book in so long. I feel bad now.
  • Watching: MY LITTLE PONY YAY
  • Playing: Minecraft
  • Eating: chicken pot pie
  • Drinking: tea
Public restrooms can contain many horrors.

Today we will speaking about the "phone call hostage situation"

You're peeing or pooping or trying to pass a kidney stone, and it's all quiet and peaceful, aside from you possibly crying because you're trying to pass a kidney stone...

When suddenly, you hear a phone ring in the stall next to you, and a one-sided phone call begins...and you're on the wrong side.

"yup" "yup" uh-huh" "yup" "yup" "right" uh huh" "yup" "yup" uh-huh" "yup" "yup"  "yup" "yup" uh-huh" "yup" "yup" "okay" "yup" "yup" uh-huh" "yup" "yup"

You can't move away yet, you're still pooping! You never eat enough fiber and can't resist the allure of that delicious, warm gooey mac & cheese so every time you go to the bathroom it becomes a chore.

Mintes pass, but they feel like hours. Your skin is crawling, you're resisting the urge to punch the wall next to you and yell "shuuuuuut uuuuuuuuup!!!" Maybe you want to be more polite and use some of the blood coming from your eye sockets to write a note on some toilet paper and pass it over..the note would simply read "Please stop"

But you just endure it.

more time passes....

Finally you are finished pooping! You are free to escape from this droning auditory drivel! You have a renewed appreciate for your freedom to walk away from annoying people! You revel in your empty bladder and undisturbed earholes. Life is beautiful! Take good care of your earholes! Make sure to eat lots of fiber so you don't hurt your asshole when you're pooping! and always carry a pair of earbuds so you can listen to some tunes if you're stuck on the crapper and you end up having a "very fun bathroom neighbor"...

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KaspirJones Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2019  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank You Fella (messages) for all the favorites friend. :) Most appreciated.  
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uBrosis Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2019
Thanks for the favs! ^^
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coffeebandit Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks for faving! :)
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tails-sama Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2019  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're welcome! :D
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citytoon Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
happy holidays
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MC4E84 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave 
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greenpuppy52 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2018
Thanks for the fav! :)
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V-kony Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2018  Hobbyist
THX 4 the fav! :)
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Slasher0001 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2018
Thanks for the fave! It's much appreciated! :iconhappywoonaplz:
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Bloodfire09 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconthxfavplz: on Mangle
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citytoon Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hi sorry what i did from the past.
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zacklsmith Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2018  Student Filmographer
Thanks for the fave :D
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Sombraluz-Images Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2018  Professional General Artist
Thanks for faving! 
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HawkWinds Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2018
Cheers for the favs !
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BeeEmDoubleU Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fav!
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MsXMaryX Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2018  Professional Traditional Artist
Many thanks for fav😀
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Krysidian Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the Favourite!
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MarikoStarshine Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thank you for the ffaaav!!!!!
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WatchNR12 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks for faving one of my college days. ^^
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citytoon Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy late birthday
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SuperMarioFan65 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2018  Student Digital Artist
Happy Birthday
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tails-sama Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks hon! ^_^
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AMYROSEANDSONIC0123 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2018  Student Filmographer
Happy Birthday to you to me.
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tails-sama Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you, dear. i hope you had a good day.
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flippedoutkyrii Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday! c:
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