Pick a character -
- Xephos
- Lalna
- Ridgedog
- Sjin
- Exza
Pick a trait for said character -
- evil
- way too many energy drinks
- sleepy
- angry
- normal
Pick a sentence to start with -
- are you drunk?!
- why are we in a forest?
- you said we could get a puppy...
- are we friends...?
- it was you all along?
- ok, we'll call it even
- how long have you known...?
- what do you believe in?
- who's side are you on?!
- youre annoying.
- is this your first date?
And put in the comments what you want and we shall RP.
Cool.
It had been a slow day. Not many customers had come in, a couple of little kids who's parents wouldn't buy them pets. The owners were locking up and the animals soon got up and came to life. The big Labrador went over to the edge of the dog pen room, opening the door. Something the owners of the shop didn't know they could do. And soon all the animals were together.
The rat band, area 11 began to play, coming from inside the hole in the wall and sitting there with their tiny instruments.
The cats sullenly made their way around, lounging on the furniture. Lomadia, the blonde cat made her way to the Labrador, licking her paw as she sat down.
Void: Chapter 8
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Trott is half of EVERYBODY'S size.
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Honeydew sighed and sat up as the sun shone at him, chasing him to squint. He stood up and stretched before walking to the door. He scratched his head and yawned as he flew up to Xephos, who was atop the giant H building.
"Morning friend." He said sleepily, causing the busy spaceman to jump.
"Don't scare me like that!" He breathed, putting a hand to his chest. "I didn't hear you coming over... I'm really busy, I need you to do some things for me while I get the extrapolator set up for extracting the quantum dust from the ender-"
"Xeph, Xeph, Xeph! Shush!" The dwarf said, giving the spaceman a chance to breathe. "First of all you know I have
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Sips awoke and looked around, Sjin was curled up in the corner asleep on the floor, he sat up. The room was dark, but there was something off... He rubbed his eyes, it was the middle of the night, he should be asleep...
He stood, grumbling as he made his way over to the door and out down the corridor. It was dark. Sips had always liked it when he could wonder round Sipsco in the dark, but he wasn't quite used to the throne of justice in the dark yet. It wasn't as soothing. And there was this uneasy feeling he held in the back of his mind and his stomach. He wondered around for a little while, going through the rooms, and the feeling was grow
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Ridge slowly sat up, at first he wondered where he was, but quickly focused on his surroundings, noticing the elf crouched near the front, her bow and arrow and and poking out of a broken bit of glass at the bottom of the window. "Morni-"
"Shh!" She told him quietly, not even glancing back as he sneaked over, kneeling next to her.
"What we got?" He whispered as quietly as possible, though she still seemed annoyed.
"I spotted Nilesy." She muttered, keeping her eyes out the window, watching for any sign of movement. "They're trying to make their way into the tower... we need to stop them. There's a bunch of supplies in there."
Ridge nodded, l
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Honeydew fiddled with his gloves, he was sat outside of the dwarven hall of governors chamber. This was where all the big decisions were made. And Honeydew... Well he may have made a request. He didn't feel like dwarves should be kept underground never seeing the world or... The other planets. Though technically the moon was a form of satellite to Tektopia, he was a simple dwarf, so didn't really know the difference.
He looked up as a blonde bearded dwarf came from the room, holding a clipboard. "Mr Honeydew?" She asked, looking up at him over rimmed glasses. He nodded and stood.
"Y-yeah." He said.
"They're ready to see you now. You're luc
A surprise
"A synth?" He asked, looking at the new being that stood in the middle of the marble room. "Do we really need one?" He turned to the others.
"It was a surprise!" Lalna smiled. "Besides, it's a new building, new project... so we need a bit of a hand around the place."
He spaceman looked to the dwarf.
"It was my idea friend..." Honeydew said, giving a small smile.
"It'll be fine Xeph! Trust us. It'll just do some work around the place. Now, me and Honeydew have some stuff to collect from the Jaffa factory... If you want to get acquainted with it." Lalna said.
"Her Lalna, it's a her... I think. Unless we wanna change the gender.
Honeydew walked back over to the scientist, cradling the kitten turned spaceman in his arms. He was so scared that he would crush the little guy as he sat whining in his arms.
"What do we do Lalna?" The dwarf asked, keeping his voice low so that he didn't freak out too much.
"I have no idea... The last two cats me and Kim tried to look after I ended up killing..."
The small kitten mewed loudly and buried his face into the dwarfs chest, shaking.
"I mean it was an accident! I accidentally set the second in fire with a lava bucket and the first-"
"Lalna! Shut up! He's crying over here!" The dwarf shouted. He then sighed and walked out of the
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Xephos stretched as he woke up, feeling refreshed from the day before. He rubbed the sleep from his eyes and looked around, he had slept until the next morning. He must have needed some sleep more than he thought. Sighing, he pushed his legs out the bed and yawned, and then his stomach grumbled loudly up at him. He sighed, of course he was hungry! He hadn't had chance to eat the day before. He stood up and walked to the door, ready to see what Honeydew had prepared for breakfast.
Upon exiting the little shack, he winced up at the sun, the light getting in his eyes. He shielded them with his hand and walked to the big H building.
"Morning fr
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Chapter Five
Out Of Bounds At All Times And No Exceptions
There was only one thing for it and that was to speak to Father.
Father hadn't left Berlin in the car with them that morning. Instead he had left a few days earlier, on the night of the day that Xephos had come home to find Madia going through his things, even the things he'd hidden at the back that belonged to him and were nobody else's business. In the days following, Mother, Kimmy, Madia, Cook Panda, Nilesy and Xephos had spent all their time boxing up their belongings and loading them into a big truck to be brought to their new home at Out-With.
It was on this final morni
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"Uhhhh." The spaceman flopped down face first into his mattress, not bothering to change his clothes more than kicking his shoes off his feet.
"Night Xeph." He heard the dwarf call from the other side of the room, clearly woken up by the spacemans entrance.
"Mmm..." Xephos answered, snuggling down into his covers and letting the warmth envelope him.
It had been a long day at Yoglabs. Though, upon reflection it was never really a short day at Yoglabs.
Recently though the days seemed to drag on as they continued with the work into various means of controlling mobs, mainly zombies. Zombies were the easiest to get the grips with, once they fi
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-Honeydew joined the game-
"I wonder who's online..." Simon asked himself, he checked his watch, it was quarter past 2 in the morning. Nobody should be on... But as he checked the server list of members, he noticed the little green light next to Xephos' name.
He turned on mumble, in case his friend was online by some chance. And he was. "Lewis?" He asked.
"Ah! Oh... Simon... Hi." Lewis answered. His friend had startled him.
"You're up late." Simon said. Lewis sounded tired. Worn down.
"Yeah... Couldn't sleep."
There was a silence.
"Yourself?" Lewis asked.
"Yeah same mate..."
Another silence.
"Well... While were here, how a