“Stupid Umpire”
A baseball game starts.
The game is exciting.
The pitcher throws the ball.
The ball makes it over the plate.
The stupid umpire yells,
“Strike 6!”
The crowd does not like the stupid umpire.
The pitcher throws the ball.
The ball makes it over the plate.
The stupid umpire shouts,
“Ball 35!”
The crowd does not like the stupid umpire.
The pitcher throws the ball.
The ball makes it over the plate.
The stupid umpire screams,
“Strike 19!”
The crowd does not like the stupid umpire.
The pitcher throws the ball.
The ball makes it over the plate.
The stupid umpire complains,
“Fast ball!”
The crowd does not like the stupid umpire.
The pitcher throws the ball.
The ball makes it over the plate.
The stupid umpire yells,
“My eyes hurt! Do that again!”
The crowd does not like the stupid umpire.
The pitcher throws the ball.
The ball makes it over the plate.
The stupid umpire cheers and yells,
“Strike 83!”
The crowd does not like the stupid umpire.
The pitcher throws