My job was to steal candy from a baby and I failed, quite miserably if I may add. Perhaps this is why I am in a pit of spikes while that good for nothing kid is waving his legs over my pierced corpse. Oh, this was pathetic. I hope they never find me else I'll become the laughing stock of the underworld.
It started with a simple ad for a job with a pay that would have set me for life. I should have known it was fishy when I saw how many zeroes the prize money had. All I had to do was infiltrate this apartment complex, reach the last floor and steal a box of chocolate. Suffice to say, it turned out to be a lot harder especially that those who