Ray: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's settle this debate once and for all.
Steel: It's time for a Blubber Battle!!!
Las Vegas, Nevada
Las Vegas was truly at its most wonderful-looking at night, the entire city shining as though it were day instead of evening. While some people were wandering the extravagant lightshow of a city, today was different. Many lights were broken and left parts of the city in darkness, and people were screaming in terror, trying to reach safety.
The Brotherhood of Mutants had arrived. Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch alone had caused so much panic and destruction to the city, all to send a single, powerful message--humans' time was long since up, and it was time to make way for Mutants, the superior species.
One member, however, had lumbered away all to quiet his appetite. Mentioned member was gigantic, wearing a simple black suit that was holding onto its wearer by sheer miracle alone. He was also
Ray: They are true goliaths, immovable objects with a hot temper...
Steel: And they both have a shadow that weighs at least sixty-five pounds!
Ray: The Blob, the Brotherhood's resident powerhouse...
Steel: And Snorlax, the titanic sleepyhead. He's Ray and I'm Steel-
Ray: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.
First Appearance: The X-Men #3 (1964)
Real Name: Frederick Dukes
Shrugged off the entire X-Men team when they were trying to stop him
-Included Cyclops, Iceman, Beast, Jean Grey, and Angel
Joined The Brotherhood of Mutants
Repeatedly required multiple mutants to take him down
Steel: PFFFT! What is WITH this guy? Is his superpower just "being fat"?
Ray: In a manner, but we'll get into that later.
Steel: Also, official sources saying he's five-ten and weighs almost three-hundred pounds? GARBA