"So that's what happens..."
Wanna know what's going on? Then I'll tell ya. You, being the epitome of curiosity, button mashed the ectomachine and managed to swap bodies with the fuming Cancer troll who just so happened to walk in the room at that EXACT MOMENT.
Anyway, you gave yourself a once over, paying special attention to the
Karkat, who's been lamenting over this predicament, didn't notice your inspection until it was too late. He didn't even have time to shout before you lifted his (your?) shirt. The mutant blood couldn't believe it. You were CHECKING HIM OUT! Honestly he didn't know whether to be embarrassed or fla-OH HELL NO.
You were extremely fascinated by the troll anatomy so of course you were gonna see