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Banksy by BenHeine Banksy :iconbenheine:BenHeine 161 28 the Trump by MrBonecracker the Trump :iconmrbonecracker:MrBonecracker 269 61 A Tale of Woe by jflaxman A Tale of Woe :iconjflaxman:jflaxman 222 17 Like Hetalia for what it is: a historical satire. by LaryssaTheSecond Like Hetalia for what it is: a historical satire. :iconlaryssathesecond:LaryssaTheSecond 48 2 Rowan Atkinson by KleopatraAurel Rowan Atkinson :iconkleopatraaurel:KleopatraAurel 130 62 Things I Learned on dA - 9 by Drone-5 Things I Learned on dA - 9 :icondrone-5:Drone-5 137 608 The Art Class by jflaxman The Art Class :iconjflaxman:jflaxman 332 88 The Last Brony by jflaxman The Last Brony :iconjflaxman:jflaxman 163 138
The American Obesity Problem
               I have no face. There was a time when I may have owned one, but this is a fuzzy half-memory. In fact, it may be entirely an invention of fantasy. These days, regardless of my history, I know for a fact that I have no face. However, I have been granted a name: The American Obesity Problem. And I am growing in the United States. You may have seen me on television. You may have been witness to my disconcerting back cleavage and mystified by the seamless transition my legs make from my calves into my ankles. You probably saw my unsettlingly large, shelf-like behind as it strained against my tight Capri pants that I swore I would fit into someday and, when I didn't lose the weight, decided to wear anyway because, "If I spend more than $30 on pants I better damn well find a way to squeeze into them." You may have caught a glance of ponytail resting on my back, or a peek at several of my lower chins. But
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Neo Organization XV's No. I: Xhaonroi by isaiahjordan Neo Organization XV's No. I: Xhaonroi :iconisaiahjordan:isaiahjordan 143 25 Uncle Sam's Debt by CrimsonMagpie Uncle Sam's Debt :iconcrimsonmagpie:CrimsonMagpie 94 57 X-Men: Apocalypse Billboard Simpsonized by brentcherry X-Men: Apocalypse Billboard Simpsonized :iconbrentcherry:brentcherry 318 175 Adoption Logic: Immortality by Unicornarama Adoption Logic: Immortality :iconunicornarama:Unicornarama 47 48 Affliction of Inspiration by AngelaSasser Affliction of Inspiration :iconangelasasser:AngelaSasser 129 51 Making of - Banksy by BenHeine Making of - Banksy :iconbenheine:BenHeine 55 8 How to Make an OC by Chiminix How to Make an OC :iconchiminix:Chiminix 77 51 NOT DESU by Abfc NOT DESU :iconabfc:Abfc 31 59
How to write a dragon story (SATIRICAL)
Want to write a story about dragons? Awesome! I know an excellent website where everyone loves dragons and so your story will gain lots of attention. I’m talking about DeviantArt! I myself am a proud member of the dragon fans of DA and thus I’ll be happy to guide you on your stairway (I meant, wings) to online success.
First of all, you’ll have certainly received inspiration from some other stories about dragons or that simply contain at least one. I mean, they’re just so everywhere no one has never read one. So, what kind of story should you take inspiration from? The Hobbit, Skyrim, St.George’s dragon? SCREW IT! Here is the first rule of dragon fans of DA (which includes me, modestly):
All of them love dragons because of these three stories: Eragon, Dragonheart and How to Train your Dragon.
(Many have also played Spyro, though)
What does it mean? It means that you’ll have to completely reverse the classic portraits of dr
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This is not a president by fmr0 This is not a president :iconfmr0:fmr0 28 0 Your Arguments are Invalid by Aonon Your Arguments are Invalid :iconaonon:Aonon 88 103 Flight of Fashion by Yesterdays-Paper Flight of Fashion :iconyesterdays-paper:Yesterdays-Paper 30 11 Pastafarian Afterlife. by Rudakzmm Pastafarian Afterlife. :iconrudakzmm:Rudakzmm 29 6 About core membership by IllyDragonfly About core membership :iconillydragonfly:IllyDragonfly 21 42