“Vhere zhe fick are you, frau?” Germany was stumbling all over his and (Name)’s house, looking in every room except the one where it should be obvious where she was. Their bedroom.
When Germany finally found his girlfriend, he saw her lying on her back, (E/C) eyes closed. He tried his best to quietly walk up and lie down next to her but the wood floor boards creaked under his weight. And that made (Name) wake up.
“Hi Luddy. What’s up?” (Name) said, rubbing her eyes in the cutest fashion possible.
“(Name)…~” Germany said sweetly, sitting next to her on their bed. He leaned down and kissed her forehead, then mumbled, “Tell your legs to make like a road in a horror movie and SPLIT!