Does whatever he's paid to do,
Shoots his guns, all the time,
Drops his victims, just like flies,
Whatch out! Here comes that crimson buffoon!
Does he talk? Listen bub-
A better question is: Does he shut up?
Is the man uglier than sin?
I wouldn't know where to begin,
Look over there! He's in his underwear!
In the chill of the night,
Where he really shouldn't be,
He arrives just in time,
To make life harder for you and me!
Unfriendly Neighborhood Deadpool,
For wealth and fame, he was never meant-
Action is his punishment!
Life is a great big bang-up,
Where-ever there's a hang up,
Caused by that violent fool!