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Osmosis by JeanFan Osmosis :iconjeanfan:JeanFan 2,577 605 Osmosis Jones Microorganism Maker by R2ninjaturtle Osmosis Jones Microorganism Maker :iconr2ninjaturtle:R2ninjaturtle 1,083 301 Thrax's Warning about Heart Burn by R2ninjaturtle Thrax's Warning about Heart Burn :iconr2ninjaturtle:R2ninjaturtle 725 284
Literature
You might be a OJ freek if....
You know your an Osmosis Jones Freak if.....
1. El Muerte Rojo is one of the few Spanish words you know.
2. You carry a necklaces around your wrist and call it your DNA chain.
3. You want to name your kid after some sickness like scarlet.
4. You randomly say 'Hult! You are surrounded! Uh huh! Uh huh! Uh huh uh huh Surrounded!' When your in public.
5. You have a tendency to say 'careful, I'm contagious' when your sick.
6. You actually WANT to get sick.
7. That movie is the only reason you are passing Biology.
8. You look into a microscope and start waving saying; "Hey Ozzy!"
9. You have your own character for Osmosis Jones.
10. You have a picture of Leah on your dart board...
11. ... and when you through darts at it, you yell 'Ozzy's mine you slut!'
12. You have about 100 pics (in counting) of Thrax on your computer...
13. ...and he has its own special folder.
14. You feel like dying your hair Purple...
15. ...or blue.
16. Having a card board box on your arm and shooting random objects
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Osmosis Jones SilentHill Cross by macawnivore Osmosis Jones SilentHill Cross :iconmacawnivore:macawnivore 1,001 237 Height by tosakenmarimo Height :icontosakenmarimo:tosakenmarimo 695 122 THRAX by Larbesta THRAX :iconlarbesta:Larbesta 873 61 Heart Burn Ch5 Page 1 and 2 by R2ninjaturtle Heart Burn Ch5 Page 1 and 2 :iconr2ninjaturtle:R2ninjaturtle 550 171 Can you feel the heat, Jones? by R2ninjaturtle Can you feel the heat, Jones? :iconr2ninjaturtle:R2ninjaturtle 225 59 Osmosis by Gerwell Osmosis :icongerwell:Gerwell 458 35 I Prefer You Close, Baby by Serge-Stiles I Prefer You Close, Baby :iconserge-stiles:Serge-Stiles 638 104 I Almost Said I Love You by IllusionEvenstar I Almost Said I Love You :iconillusionevenstar:IllusionEvenstar 165 16
Literature
Ozzy and Thrax: The Return
"Looks like it's been contaminated."
"We have to dump it then."
"Oh! Sorry! That's mine!" A young girl ran over to the nurses. "I was crying and it fell off,  am so sor-"
"That's alright, you've been through a lot today." The nurse smiled. What a sweetheart.
"Okay, well I'll just throw that out for you."  She grabbed the eyelash and tossed it in the trash, leaving them with the alcohol container.
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Hacking racked his body, those who had known him before would probably not recognize him. His clothes were intact, but the rest of him was dripping with alcohol and discolored, his claws looked brittle, as if they could break at the slightest touch.  
"Jones..."
A low hiss escaped his mouth, he had made it out of the alcohol, and was now on Shane. He had to incubate, to return to his former glory, and get back his chain. A small opening, invisible to the human eye, was his entrance. Slipping down through it, he e
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Ozzy and Thrax: Impasse
"Yo-You-You're- Dead..." Thrax was right in front of him, unless he was hallucinating, which was very unlikely. Ozzy dropped his gun, the shock of seeing Thrax stunned him, This is impossible! He couldn't have survived the alcohol!
Thrax rushed at Ozzy as soon as he had dropped the gun, gripping his throat with his right hand and slamming him against the wall, Ozzy's feet were no longer touching the ground. "Bad move, Jones. You should have shot me when you had the chance." He smiled as he squeezed tighter on Ozzy's throat, laughing darkly at the white blood cell who was now squirming harder to get out of his grip.
Why is he here?! Ozzy didn't know the reason behind Thrax's appearance here, why would he be going through evidence? He tried to pry Thrax's claws off of his throat, but it was useless, his grip was too strong. He realized what Thrax had come here for, "C-Ch-Chain!" Ozzy managed to wheeze out.
The virus had been so overwhelmed by the need to kill Ozzy, that he forgot about t
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Ozzy and Thrax: Leah and Thrax
The silence was almost unbearable, he wasn't doing anything wrong, but Leah had no way to tell what was going on in his head. The secretary glared at the virus, who was now examining his claws, "It's rude to stare, baby." He said, returning her gaze.
'Like you can even call someone else rude.' She thought angrily, as she continued to glare at Thrax.
"You're very talkative aren't you, baby." He stated sarcastically.
"I don't waste my breath on scum like you." Leah spat at him.
"You just did, baby." Thrax grinned, "Scum? Like I haven't heard that one before."
"What are you after?" She asked, changing the subject to what she had been wondering ever since the call had come saying that Thrax was back.
"I already told you, baby, I came for my chain."
"Don't give me that crap, Thrax! I swear, if you even think about hurting Ozzy..."
"Oh, you're worried about Jones." Thrax chuckled, he thought she was worried about the city. "Don't worry, baby. I'll take good care of your little boyfriend."
"W
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