Youngster Joey and his Rattata were one day backflipping through the desert. The desert used to be a forest until yesterday when Joey and Rattata showed up and Rattata decided he needed a snack.
"Boy Rattata you sure were hungry!" Joey said. "Now you will be full and strong to fight all the Pokemon and beat the Elite Four!"
Rattata roared like a lion whose throat was made of air horns and flexed all the muscles in his body. He flexed his massive pecs and his abs and his biceps and there were a lot of muscles because Rattata was over eight feet tall. When he flexed his muscles, all the female Pokeman in the world fainted and Rattata got five billion experience points, but it wasn't much because he was already at Level 8999.
"Stop right there Joey and Rattatta!"
Jeoy backflipped his head around and looked at who said the words telling him to stop! It was the Elite Four and they all very mad lo
With your clouded blazer and tie that chokes your words
You chew your pens like gum
And keep your broken promises in the lining of your pockets
And your sisters names all start with M
And you know the train timetable like its written on your heart
But you catch the wrong buses
And end up in sleepy streets snowed with blossoms
With the world at your shoes and the stars in your eyes