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Zacharie by Arkeresia Zacharie :iconarkeresia:Arkeresia 1,276 63 OFF by Nadiezda OFF :iconnadiezda:Nadiezda 2,799 51 OFF by NightMargin OFF :iconnightmargin:NightMargin 2,595 154 Off by H0lyhandgrenade Off :iconh0lyhandgrenade:H0lyhandgrenade 2,057 43 [OFF] *Mew* by AdorkableMarina [OFF] *Mew* :iconadorkablemarina:AdorkableMarina 757 22 Zacharie plush by Arkeresia Zacharie plush :iconarkeresia:Arkeresia 326 29
Literature
Epic Rap Battles of OFF - The Batter vs Zacharie
EEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF OFF!!!
THE BATTER
VERSUUUS
ZAAAAACHARIIIIE!!
BEGIN!!

Batter:
I will spare a little time from my holy mission
To teach this creepy merchant that I am the definition
of sacredness, righteousness
Your filthy hands can’t touch this
Just sell me what I need and keep your jokes full of piss
The main role is mine and I wield the mighty bat
You’re just a greedy freak whose worth is lower than a cat
So scurry along to your next post like a rat
While I purify these ghosts in only one second flat ( *sticks middle finger up* )
Zacharie:
Ha ha ha, you’re right about something amigo
Truely you’re the main Puppet in this grand puppet show
Don’t you know you wouldn’t even be able to continue without moi~?
I’m the reason you can fight or heal, so you should bask in awe
Of all the items I’ve got; the tickets, equipment, and meat
Not enough credits? Too bad; revenge is sweet~
A preacher on a killing spree, ha, how ironic
If yo
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[OFF] The Judge by AdorkableMarina [OFF] The Judge :iconadorkablemarina:AdorkableMarina 874 37 the cool zacharie by Sout the cool zacharie :iconsout:Sout 2,916 207 Well hello, how can I help you? by Lirlys Well hello, how can I help you? :iconlirlys:Lirlys 436 30 OFF fanart collection by Barukurii OFF fanart collection :iconbarukurii:Barukurii 881 17 Off by tinypaint Off :icontinypaint:tinypaint 2,625 87 OFF by jcm2 OFF :iconjcm2:jcm2 1,090 35 OFF - Hugo by Petitecreme OFF - Hugo :iconpetitecreme:Petitecreme 1,101 20 Dedan by jcm2 Dedan :iconjcm2:jcm2 630 37 Saint Zacharie by RainbowBruises Saint Zacharie :iconrainbowbruises:RainbowBruises 270 44 Bad Dad by KiraDessNyaa Bad Dad :iconkiradessnyaa:KiraDessNyaa 846 146 Off (game): Fate by DragonClaudz Off (game): Fate :icondragonclaudz:DragonClaudz 929 27 The loneliness of a batter by jcm2 The loneliness of a batter :iconjcm2:jcm2 540 16 Gingiva by RevolverWinds Gingiva :iconrevolverwinds:RevolverWinds 403 21 OFF - Last Elsen by Petitecreme OFF - Last Elsen :iconpetitecreme:Petitecreme 464 27 Sucre by jcm2 Sucre :iconjcm2:jcm2 784 40 OFF by aaddoogg OFF :iconaaddoogg:aaddoogg 1,347 66 Burned Elsen 3 by jcm2 Burned Elsen 3 :iconjcm2:jcm2 629 24 Japhet perler by Birdseednerd Japhet perler :iconbirdseednerd:Birdseednerd 216 49 More Production [OFF] by jcm2 More Production [OFF] :iconjcm2:jcm2 485 5 Burned Elsen by jcm2 Burned Elsen :iconjcm2:jcm2 806 24 The Bad Batter by jcm2 The Bad Batter :iconjcm2:jcm2 1,268 39 Untitled OFF thing by Barukurii Untitled OFF thing :iconbarukurii:Barukurii 933 9 Zacharie Doodles (OFF) by Awitan Zacharie Doodles (OFF) :iconawitan:Awitan 645 22 The end is here my friend by Kamik91 The end is here my friend :iconkamik91:Kamik91 427 20 Japhet by jcm2 Japhet :iconjcm2:jcm2 591 18 The Batter by Arkeresia The Batter :iconarkeresia:Arkeresia 781 29 Zacharie by TheTuchi Zacharie :iconthetuchi:TheTuchi 865 158 Zacharie by KiraDessNyaa Zacharie :iconkiradessnyaa:KiraDessNyaa 579 31 Zacharie by jcm2 Zacharie :iconjcm2:jcm2 942 62 A new Shooting star ! by jcm2 A new Shooting star ! :iconjcm2:jcm2 674 33 [OFF] No goodbyes by AdorkableMarina [OFF] No goodbyes :iconadorkablemarina:AdorkableMarina 538 55 Hula Hoops by KuchenKAT Hula Hoops :iconkuchenkat:KuchenKAT 514 50 OFF - Quick change by Petitecreme OFF - Quick change :iconpetitecreme:Petitecreme 525 45 You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker by Lirlys You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker :iconlirlys:Lirlys 248 11 OFF by Vasheren OFF :iconvasheren:Vasheren 879 19 Distressed. by missiodei Distressed. :iconmissiodei:missiodei 490 16 heyyyyy batta batta by flatw00ds heyyyyy batta batta :iconflatw00ds:flatw00ds 321 15 bad batter by Kichaa bad batter :iconkichaa:Kichaa 404 14 OFF fanart collection 2 by Barukurii OFF fanart collection 2 :iconbarukurii:Barukurii 789 15 OFF - Japhet by Petitecreme OFF - Japhet :iconpetitecreme:Petitecreme 681 12