AN:U preps r just jelus bcuz im a btter riter den u!!1 How du u now dat Vlocemot n Bellatiz nver had sex? Fangz 2 Raven 4 da help!1 Wanna hav a grup kutting sesen l8tr?
WTF!! I shited!1
"EBOBY!!1" SCremd Bellatix as she had n orgasm.
"WTF? Y rnt thou in thy dungon?" aksd Vloldmort.
Duddenly I had n idea!!1 I sexily took out my blac camera and tok a pik of Voldemort doin it wif Bellatik.
"TOU STOPID GOFF!!" Scremd Voldrmort asz he pulld hiz 1 centimetr unowat out of Bellarix.
I ran out. I throo 1 of Voldmrts stileetos and he trioped ovr it and I gut a headstart.
I runed troo many hallways.
Den..........I SAW SNAP!! I duked in a corider. He waz garding a dor. My vampir powers told me dat da CD of my sex cideos was behind da dor. How waz I gonna get Snpe away frum it?
I had an Ideo. I puld ot my camrea n skroleld 2 da pik of Voldmort(C I spledd dat!) and Bellatrex doing it. I slid da camera bi snkes fet.
He saw da camra and da pik on da cameera
AN:JUSTIN IZ DA BIGGEST FOKIN BAZTARD VER!!111 Not onli di he cheet on me,it turnz out he iznt bi!1 HE LID 2 ME ABOT BING BI!!11 U SUK JUSTIN AN D CHELSE!! GO 2 HEL!!11 U FLAMERTZ CAN GO 2 HEL 2!!11 Im gunna end da story aftr 2 mor chapters. i hopes u prpzz r hapy!!11 Fanz 2 Raven 4 dda help!11
Me and da 80s deth deelrs went bk 2 my tim!!1
"Hey coll iz diz da futur!?"Said Edward in a dark deprezzin voice.
"Yah." I said happi!1 I lokd arond. I wznt at da def deelrs lair nemor. I waz at hogwarts. Da batle of Hogwarts frum da Deefly Hollowz had alredy started. Hogwatz waz partly destoyed and der were ded korpses of def deelrs,dtudents and teecherz lyin arund.
On 1 end wer da goffic sltherins and da hogwartz teecherz dat wer tring 2 deefends da skull(Geddit coz im goffik). On da odder end were da def deelrz and da prepy griifendorz.
Da Ravenclwz wer sitting on da side and redding boox bcoz they r nreds and lozerz. Da Hufflepifs wer hiding