1. What is your name?
Maker: Elliott Marie Williams. "Maker" is an alias given to me by anyone who has survived to tell the tale; because of my profession, I assume. Now that you know, you cannot leave. Try me and I will personally see to it that you never move again.
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Maker: Yes, after my grandfather. My parents saw it fitting to honor his memory.
3. What are you?
Maker: A human mad scientist who self-modified himself.
4. What's your gender?
Maker: Male, last I checked.
5. How old are you?
Maker: Is this really relevant? *slight irritation* ...48.
6. What do you think your life expectancy is?