I met a cute chick in Nantucket
Who sat all alone in a bucket
I asked why she was there
And she gave a glare
And said, "cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, bok it!"
There once was a man from Havana,
preparing fruit in a cabana.
He put down his heel,
and slipped on a peel,
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Puca (a Hunt in Fou-fou Limericks) by A-Little-Tea-Rat, literature
Literature
Puca (a Hunt in Fou-fou Limericks)
Púca
There once was a photo— y’know.
That one with you behind your old bro?
Your two fingers in back,
Bunny ears just off track,
And your brother unaware of the show?
Well, that was the one who became me
‘Cept I’m not the bro in the V;
But I grew two long ears,
No whiskey or beers.
I’m clean sober in clean honesty!
I once was a stupid old fool
Enough to go dribbling horse drool.
Then a dog’s eye I roved
Feeling unwoved;
When the doc found me I lost the duel.
So Bunny Fou-fou I’d become
In French “fou” means “crazed”, you dumb-dumb.
I scooped up the mice,
Lumped their heads twice,
‘Till a long ear was snagged round my bum.
There once was a sib who’s no beast
‘Cept counting when she swung my door east.
Pull words apart,
Stab through the heart?
You’re better than a shrink-mummer’s straw peist.
I once had a thought out from nowhere
Like a freak tool, not status-quo ware.
I doubled my jest,
And from out my chest
I was a questing beast out from my brain hair.
There once was a white
There was a new girl from Seattle,
who very much liked to write prattle.
She won some contests,
forgot to suppress,
and on her, the buzzkills did tattle.
There was once a boy named Peter Pan,
Who reigned ever-eternal Neverland,
But the years caught up,
and refuse to stop,
And he was never the same since then.
FFM 2017 Day 31 Challenge 3: Limericking by WindySilver, literature
Literature
FFM 2017 Day 31 Challenge 3: Limericking
"You must buy me, Then play me for year three, Gals fall for you, You know it's true, And so very very happy you'll be," the harpsichord said. I looked at the seller in disbelief.
"That was the least it has to say. It's usually much more obscene," the seller said.
"I'm not buying that," I said. "There's no way I can play an instrument that can speak! It could ruin the show!"
"No money to complain, You certainly are plain, Cheap I am, Play me you can, It won't be in vain," the harpsichord said.
"What's wrong with its speaking style anyway?" I asked.
"It speaks only in limericks," the seller said.
"Oh god, that's even better," I scoffed sarc...
From Stress Leads To Suicide by TamarahTalksTV, literature
Literature
From Stress Leads To Suicide
There once was a working woman.
Who had a lot of work that needed doing.
She was stressed all the time.
She had missed so many of her deadlines.
So now she’s hanging from her ceiling.
Notes
When I Wrote This, I Did It For School And To Vent About How I Had Been Working All Week All Day And All Night, But I Was Barely Able To Finish Or Even Start Anything.
Not Just Writing.
Anything.
I Was Busy With My Schoolwork, I Was Busy With My Creative Work, I Was Stressed, My ADHD Kept Getting Me Distracted, My Family Was And Still Is Awful, No One Was Taking My Problems Seriously, And More.
I Don’t Want To Overwork Myself Because Then I’ll Just Be Sleepy And Weak, But I Also Don’t Want To Take Breaks Because I Want To Finish Everything I Need To Do.
It Was A Lose Lose.
However, On A Positive Note, A Good Thing That I Started And Still Am Doing Is Making ToDo Lists, And Sometimes They Really Work To Help Me With Everything.
I’m Really Sorry For The Long Vent, But I Really Needed
Health vs. Humanity: Debate 2015 by AussieDidge, literature
Literature
Health vs. Humanity: Debate 2015
Health vs. Humanity: Debate 2015, by David NicholasWelcome to this debate
Between two forces so great
Contenders shall fight
With bloody end in sight
‘Till they seal their rival’s fate.In this red corner right here
Are the wise health food seers
In blue corner thus
It’s most likely us
As the fast-food commandeers. "NOW, LET US BEGIN!" Please heed the call my good sir
For I am sure you’ll concur
With a salad or two
Fruit and vegies to chew
You’ll feel superb, as it were.Now why would I do that, pal?
I’d rather pack on them cals
For burgers and fries
Of glutton’s dream size
With lovely taste’s my rationale.How ‘bout this clean water frie...
