Keep me safe and warm in your arms.
You make me laugh
like Salacious B. Crumb
I just can't resist your charms
I need you like the Death Star needs Endor.
Protect me from the rebel fleet.
Like an axe to a Gamorrean,
a blaster to a Rodian,
without you I'm incomplete.
I'm your biggest fan like the Max Rebo band
and I'll follow you like Greedo did Han.
To Rattatak and back
or even Kowak,
from Korriban to Manaan.
Thoughts of you make me soar like a cruiser.
My heart makes the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.
The fastest hunk of junk,
breaking atmo like a pro
as if piloted by an RX.
I need you like a Jedi needs midi-chlorians.
Throw me to a sarlacc but don't ever leave me.
Like a firaxan out of water
or a rusty T3
Without you I'm not what I should be.
I miss you like Chewie misses Kashyyyk
and her shadowlands of great beauty.
Like a protocol droid
translating a noise,
to love you is simply my duty.
You heal me like kolto whenever I'm