"What do we have here?" Alex wonders, gazing at the mysterious grey substance in a box she found in a cabinet. The box had no details on it, but it was obviously edible. Alex tips the contents of the box onto a plate. It comes out in a single, cubed clump. It did not appear too tasty, but Alex was never one to be picky. She was hungry, and she was too lazy to make anything herself. She takes a bite of the mystery food in front of her. It crumbles like a crusty cake.
"This tastes weird," she wonders aloud, "but it's not too bad." She continues to eat. Not long after she starts, she notices a thirst forming. She decides to finish the meal in f