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25 Random Insults Comebacks
25 Random Insults and Comebacks
1. You: Your hair is messed up.
Person: Your brain is messed up.
You: At least I have one
2. It's funny, how a [guy, girl] like you can have such a tiny brain and still have a huge mouth…
3. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
4. Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
5. Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.
6. Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
7. Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
8. You’re so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch “Sixty Minutes.”
9. I don't think you are an idiot, but then what's MY opinion against everyone else's?
10. I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
11. I don't know what makes you so freaking stupid, but it really works!
12. If we were to kill e
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