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25 Random Insults Comebacks
25 Random Insults and Comebacks
1. You: Your hair is messed up.
Person: Your brain is messed up.
You: At least I have one
2. It's funny, how a [guy, girl] like you can have such a tiny brain and still have a huge mouth…
3. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
4. Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
5. Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.
6. Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
7. Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
8. You’re so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch “Sixty Minutes.”
9. I don't think you are an idiot, but then what's MY opinion against everyone else's?
10. I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
11. I don't know what makes you so freaking stupid, but it really works!
12. If we were to kill e
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Hetalia x INSANE! reader. such horrible thing's
Hetalia x INSANE! reader.
Such horrible thing's
warning: this is gonna be really weird and well yeah weird. maybe gore yeah gore some swears and crazy reader. and some suicide thoughts. I donno not really?
Sit Back Now
Let Me Tell You A Tale
Where Justice Does Not Prevail!
About An Ill-Fated Life
So Very Full Of Strife
Where Two Wrongs Do Not Make A Right
When I Was Born
I Did Surely Scorn
My Proud Parent's Name
Then Their Lives Went Down The Drain
Drove Them Insane
My Birth Was A Curse
I Bit The Nurse
Oh, But I Love The Worst
I Deserve To Be Slowly Submersed
Dried Out Then Laid In A Hearse
Roderich and  Elizabeta were about to have a baby the Hungarian woman crying and screaming in pain as she pushed and pushed trying to get this tiny demon out of her well they called you that since it hurt so damn much pushing you out and such but in the end they will love and care for you once you were born and all but right now you were just being a struggle. While your two older siblings stoo
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Bacterial Contamination - Calne Ca Lyrics Japanese
...Shineba
Atashi-ra de kimeta n'da
Aistu wa mushi suru n'da tte
Aitsu ni kakawatta yatsu wa motomete tsubushi chaeba ii yo ne?
TAAGETTO wa atashi da
Dare ka uwasa shiteta n'da
Aitsu tte mukatsuku ne?
Nanka sonna tanjun na wake de
Saikin osen ni kakatte
Kimi wa nogare rarenai ya
Saikin kokoro mo yande
Itai, itai, itai, itai, Itai....
Tasukete tte omotte mo
Mikata nante dare mo inai n'da
Kurushi tte omotte mo
Nigeba nante doko ni mo nai n'da
Dare mo kamo sagesunda
Atashi o doushite yari tai no?
Kokoro ga kowareru n'da
Atashi wa doko eto kieru no...?
Dare ka o michizure ni shite
Dare ka ni utsushi te yatte
Hayaku raku ni naritai yo
Atashi ni te o sashi nobete
Yasashiku shite kureta ko e
"Gomen ne" tte ayamaru kara
Saikin osen ni kakatte
Kimi wa mou shinji rare nai ya
Saikin joushiki mo yande
Kirei ni mo ire nai ya
Saikin osen hirogatte
Kimi wa tsuyoku naritai ya
Saite iki rare tatte
Itai, itai, itai, itai, Itai...
Saikin osen ni kakatte...
Saikin osen mo osamatte
Kibun wa mou yoku natta
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