Game Theory's screw ups in Mario FranchiseThe Game Theory's screw ups in Mario Franchise
Constantly F***ing with the Mario franchise:
Mario is mental (and a communist)
Peach is a fungi trolling freak
Boswer is misunderstood
Mario kart disregards safety (over 80 miles without seat belts, when clearly the in-games crashing clearly shows that they don't have the exact same safety protocols as real life)
These are just examples of Mat Pat being "Cynical", and I'm really getting sick of it. Boswer being misunderstood however is reasonable (at best) but strange (at worst). And it's also clear when he contradicts himself. [e.g. Uses mario vs donkey kong as a way of noting how Mario poorly treats animals but eventually in his timeline theory notes that Jumpman and Mario are not the same people yet doesn't acknowledge his mistake]. Game theory isn't terrible but I will call out on whatever is stupid
MatPat X Reader
You looked at your side, Matt was stating straight at the tv. He looked so entertained and you couldn't help but stare at him. How did you end up with a smart man? And handsome, and a complete dork. You literally hit man jackpot. Okay so you did think Chris Pratt was great but Matt was your loved one.
His brown hair was a mess because he had been up editing his new Game Theory video, which you completely supported because it was his job, and his tongue was running on his lower lip. You smiled, wondering how you happened to get lucky with this man. Your hand reached out and you started playing with his hair.
He hummed, grabbing your hand and kissing your palm. You giggled, touching his face light