Hetalia/Black Butler RandomnessJapan: WOOHOO I'M A CHERRY SPRINKLE PIE ON A SUMMER NIIIIIIGHT!!!!!
Poland: eue WE ARE A FAMILY JAPAN, IT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR!!!!
Japan: Do you even realize what you just said?
Poland: o-o uuuuuum....POR QUE?!?!?!
(y/n): eue big brother big brother big brother
Norway: ^-^ *goes over to iceland* SAY BIG BROTHER
Norway: BIG BROTHER BIG BROTHER
(Y/N): ICELAND YOU'RE MY BRO TOO!!!! eue BIG BROTHER BIG BROTHER BIG BROTHER!!!!
Sweden: eue cheese
(y/n): YEEEEEEEEEEAH LETS ADOPT A CHILD OFF OF EBAY!!!
Cleverbot: WHERE'S THE BODY??!?!?!?!
(y/n): NO GET OUT!!!
Cleverbot: e-e *leaves*
(y/n): HEY SWEDEN LETS ADOPT A CHILD ON EBAY!!!
Sweden: *holds up sealand* eue IT’S THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIFE
Iceland: SWEDEN PUT THE CHILD DOWN
(y/n): WHY IS CIEL HERE?!
Sebastian: If I couldn’t break the laws of
Hetalia Randomness 5!!One day France was randomly walking through the streets of his capital, when suddenly he saw a
man that looked exactly like him! “Nobody should be able to imitate my gorgeous style!!” He confronted the man,
“DO. NOT. COPY. ME. BECAUSE. I. AM. TOO. FABULOUS.”
The man looked at France with a confused look, “GURL, I AM BRAD PITT AND
YOU CANNOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!! And besides, I always look like this.”
Brad Pitt: o3o I am too hot for you
France: I AM HOTTER THAN YOUUUUUUUUUU
Brad Pitt: eue But I thought you said we were the same so that means I’m as hot as you
France: FJJDGHFDHGLSDKVNFFJFJFFD e-e
Brad Pitt: eue
France: FINE WE SHALL MAKE (y/n) DECIDE WHO HAS THE BETTER LOOKS!!!! (Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN)!!!!!!!!!
(y/n): WHAT e-e
France: o3o who is hotter, me or Brad Pitt??
(y/n): o-o................e-e mhmmmmmm gurl!
France: e-e STOP BEING POLAND AND ANSWER MY QUESTION
Poland: eue DID ANYONE SAY POL
Hetalia randomness 3!!!France: *wakes up* wh-where am I....?
Brad Pitt: WELCOME EARTHLING TO THE PLANET OF PITTS
France: O-O AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Brad Pitt: e-e wait!! WHY DO WE LOOK THE SAME?!
France: MAYBE WE WERE SEPARATED AT BIRTH!!!
Brad Pitt: LET'S CALL MOM
France: *dials cuba's number*
Cuba: WHAT DO YOU WANT SON I'M BUSY!!!
France: BUSY WITH WHAT?!
Cuba: HOLD THAT THOUGHT SON, IT'S TIME FOR MY DAILY MUSTARD BATH
Spain: *pops out of nowhere* THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN!!!
Switzerland: Your Honor, this is ridiculous! There is no way that a plastic clam can motivate one to do such atrocious things!!
Everyone: *surrounds switzy* SHUN THE NON BELIEVER. SHUUUUUUUUN.
Sealand: ACKNOWLEDGE ME FOOLS!!!
Poland: *jumps into the air in front of starbucks* GIRL POWER!!!! o3o *walks into starbucks*
Sebastian: Hello~ Welcome to Butlerbucks, how may I be of assistance to you?
Poland: I'll take a Double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle gr