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This was absolute torture.
It was yet another cleaning day around the HQ, and if you were being entirely honest you would rather saw your own arms off than clean the castle another damn time. All that scrubbing and bending over was hell on your hands and knees, you swore that one day you were going to collapse and die in the middle of the job and all Levi would say is “clean it again”.
But thankfully, as if you had the god’s own luck, Hanji pulled you away from your duties to instead ask a favour from you.
“[First], I need you to take this file to Levi,” she said before handing you a neatly sealed manila envelope.
“Not to look a gift horse in the mouth,” you started, “but why me?”
“Well, he’s angry with me! I accidentally left a cup of Titan saliva in the kitchen and Levi found out and… uh, he hasn’t spoken to me for three days.”
“Eww, why did you leave Titan spit in the kitchen?”
“You