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Things That Prussia Cannot Do
Things That I,
The Great Prussia,
Am No Longer Allowed To Do
( But will still do anyway. )
1. I am no longer allowed to stand up on the table in the middle of a World Meeting to strip and sing.
2. Even if Scotland joins me.
3. Or even if France puts money down the front of my crotch.
4. Germany will lecture me.
5. For the gazillionth time.
6. And I hate his lectures.
7. They're boring as all hell.
8. I'm not allowed to sleep in the middle of a meeting.
9. Especially if Germany is lecturing.
10. I am no longer allowed to scream " PENIS " in the middle of a meeting.
11. Or " My anus is bleeding."
12. Or " FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDINGGGGGGG."
13. No matter HOW bored I am.
14. Switzerland will kill me for saying words I shouldn't say in front of Lichtenstein.
15. I shouldn't call Switzerland 'Sir Cocks-alot'.
16. No matter how many times he cocks his gun.
17. I will get shot with said gun.
18. No, not the sexual innuendo 'gun', either.
19. The actual gun.
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