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Lily lounged on the couch, her phone glowing in her hands as another TikTok video played. This one was titled "How to Be the Hottest Mom at PTA!"—an exaggerated, satirical guide to the ultimate "bimbo" aesthetic. The woman in the video batted mile-long false lashes, her collagen-plumped lips forming a perfect pout as she twirled in a tight pink dress, her surgically enhanced curves straining against the fabric. Lily smirked and turned the screen toward her mother, Claire, who was sitting across from her in her usual uniform—a loose beige sweater, sensible slacks, and her dark brown hair pulled back into a neat but unremarkable bun. "Mom, you should totally try this," Lily teased, wiggling her eyebrows. "Imagine you, but with, like, actual* sex appeal. You’d be the talk of the neighborhood."* Claire rolled her eyes but took the phone, watching as the woman in the video giggled breathlessly and jiggled her chest for emphasis. "Oh please," Claire said, handing it back.