24 Hours With And Without Laura by theprophetObblonge, literature
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24 Hours With And Without Laura
Feb. 28th, 2025
5:23am
So. I'm figuring out how to create subtitles for my videos. Actual custom ones. Not what YouTube does, but accurate ones for the published catalog with extra messages n jokes n shit. Maybe even completely different dialogue from what's in the video. 2n1. Increased value twofold. More bang for your buck. Speaking of banging, I've signed up to some of the largest porn sites that have features like message boards. There isn't any rule I could find on any of them about not posting porn. They're all about free speech. NOV24 PornHub got 5.25 billion visits. Xvideos.com got 3.47.
Feb. 28th, 2025
5:33am
They both got more in Jan25. My favorite, XNXX.com, had a mere 1.42 billion last month. Ha! DeviantArt is listed. 193 million.
So. I had the idea to download free clips and began editing what I considered the best parts into tiny pieces that I could string together and repost with an original track and subtitles saying whatever the fuck I felt like saying. I've
Let there be no more fanfare - I have grown sick of this warfare.
Call it treason if you will, but I'm ready to lay my arms down.
The line of kings ends with me - for I have long since abandoned the crown.
He's always scheming, conspiring - this silly game is so tiring.
The little devil on my shoulder reckons he is oh so clever.
But I just don't care for any of this - never have, nor will I ever.
Sorry, you are wasting your breath - I do not fear death, that is my strength.
Go ahead and roll the dice, add to a debt I can't repay anyway.
My days of gambling are all through, I am done - so let the chips fall where they may.
So plunder and steal it all, you and your misbegotten.
But ill-gotten gains bring forth a miasma most rotten.
Not that you'd listen to me, crestfallen and forgotten.
The air here is toxic and full of smoke - yet where most did, I did not choke.
The artists in the street paint a city of misery, utterly squalid.
But what would someone whose courage is liquid even
Conversions With Laura by theprophetObblonge, literature
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Conversions With Laura
Hello, how are you doing?
[I wassa bout to detail what I was doing. But then I realized you asked how I was doing. I am doing whatever it is I am doing, always, with fucking style, 'man.]
I have a weird smile on my face.
[That is the coolest thing anyone has said toome inna long time.]
Fire needs to burn?
[Yes. Iffit doesn't it turns into crude oil. We have enough plastic.]
Plastic not good.
[Plastic great. But we have enough.]
I'm outside.
[I'm outside as well.]
Backdoor light.
[Spray painting.]
I hear a dog barking.
[Can you hear Aphex Twin?]
Do you actually believe those things?
[I make conscious attempts not to believe anything. But one has to locate one's socks eventually.]
Socks are on both sides of my doorknobs.
[Do they have faces? Could they talk if you really wanted them to?]
What commercial sponsors obtaining and brain thirsty for (interested handpicked) sponserz is my 1:20am ReQuest
E. Laura
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11 Tips for Writing an Autobiographical Story by DesdemonaDeBlake, literature
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11 Tips for Writing an Autobiographical Story
11 Tips for Writing an Autobiographical Story Chapter 2 “Genres” – Section 7 “Autobiographical"
Anybody Can Write a Novel 2.0 ( Previous Tutorial ) ( Next Tutorial ) "It is long ere we discover how rich we are. Our history, we are sure, is quite tame: we have nothing to write, nothing to infer. But our wiser years still run back to the despised recollections of childhood, and always we are fishing up some wonderful article out of that pond; until, by and by, we begin to suspect that the biography of the one foolish person we know is, in reality, nothing less than the miniature paraphrase of the hundred volumes of the Univers...
Luthery And Smiling Moon by theprophetObblonge, literature
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Luthery And Smiling Moon
Marc Ribot recorded my favorite guitar solo ever. It's on Tom Waits' album Real Gone. Hoist That Rag. I've been teaching myself the instrument since I declared self-awareness at age twelve.
About two years ago I purchased off of eBay a piece of Honduran Mahogany that was probably left over from a corner shelf - a China cabinet or entertainment center. It was just big and thick enough to saw laterally in two pieces, flip one and glue it, creating a piece sourced from the same part of the same tree barely big enough to carve a fairly standard guitar body out of.
Honduran Mahogany is no longer sourced from the country of its moniker. Most of it comes from Brazil now. They are huge trees. Gibson uses this wood nearly exclusively in its instruments. Theirs is kept in a climate-controlled warehouse in Nashville for at least ten years before being used.
I found out while performing surgery on my piece that the resultant sawdust is powder fine, unlike the pillowy, flaky type leftover
Dream Life You've Never Seen by theprophetObblonge, literature
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Dream Life You've Never Seen
Green flames escaping over orange remnants. Images offan Indian night sky - the patterns they are different from the occluded scene I've grown up with. Clicks of lighter cases and boot stomps. The words - are they words? - humans birthed them, twist inside and turn right. Food can lids twitch. Earth mumbles, is sleepy under the mountains. Burning smell unplaceable - of far away. Hand-formed with care, not haste. Reward. Air pressure varies intensely towards a center, my center. Lips expose teeth. Female turns. Glints at waists in half moonlight, still turning. A drop inna cave. Smiling of sharp cheddar above the tree line behind. Chill. Although we are far apart, I can hear her memories. Interior churns. Our rhythms are complimentary across and down, filling in the spaces between.
10 Tips for Writing an Autobiographical Story by DesdemonaDeBlake, literature
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10 Tips for Writing an Autobiographical Story
PLEASE NOTE THAT WHILE THIS PAGE WILL REMAIN ACTIVE FOR PURPOSES OF EDUCATION AND RECORDS, IT IS OUTDATED. CLICK HERE TO ACCESS THE NEWEST VERSION. 10 Tips for Writing an Autobiographical Story Anybody Can Write a Novel Chapter 2 “Genres” – Section 8 “Autobiographical Stories” With Links to Supplementary Material Recently, I was contacted by Mel Finefrock (@hopeburnsblue), who wanted to know my thoughts on the topic of autobiographical stories (both lifestories and stories about events in people's lives). Obviously, my expertise is primarily in the fiction genre, but I think that a story is a story—and both deserve the same basic p...
My Story - It's not just a Fantasy by ADragonFriend, literature
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My Story - It's not just a Fantasy
I have something very important to share. It’s related to both the stories I write, and who I am today. In fact, it’s so big and incredible, that these stories would not exist without it. First though, I need to say a few other things, describing how I got to where I am now. I'm going to let you know up front that this is going to be very real, very deep, and very personal.
I love reptiles. I love them so much. They’re beautiful. They’re awesome. Lizards. Snakes. Crocodiles. Alligators. Turtles. Tortoises. Tuatara. Dragons. I’ve always found dragons in particular to be overwhelmingly beautiful and majestic, but all reptiles are wonderful and incredible beyond words.
This deep love for reptiles has been a part of me all my life. I remember finding garter snakes out in the yard as a kid, and admiring their beauty. I was always surprised and disappointed when media, whether books or games or television or anything else, did not portray reptiles with such fondness. It was all too common
I watched someone talk to themselves
nothing unusual just the same arguments
possessed by internal and external forces
but I couldn’t help but think
that we seem to be under the impression
of being in control of our own minds
and laughably in control of our environment
Things tend to happen with no input
messages from the dead haunting
spaces we think should be safe
echoes bleed from the ether and show themselves
in events that no one can explain
except to attribute it all
to simple fragments of the imagination
but nothing is truly ever make-believe
observed events lead to stories
no matter how far-fetched
there was once a truth to the tale
a witness to even the most absurd
description might not entirely be factual
but it did happen
language falters in the face of the sublime
the truly horrifying
the traumatic and the orgasmic
moments of truth and agonizing beauty
becoming legends then myths then lies
as time makes dust out of everything
and the only thing we
Dyess Coincidence by theprophetObblonge, literature
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Dyess Coincidence
Today is my missing fiancé's fifty-fifth birthday.
She is ten years, six months, ten days, and one minute older than I.
We were both born to the same delivery room staff and certificate signing doctor, on the Air Force base in Abilene, TX.
Both of our mothers were having planned, scheduled births at full term, and we were both the first of the day.
Patty told me she had paid for a private astrological chart reading with Rob Brezny, author of the Free Will Astrology column and several books and albums.
And claimed we have an incredibly favorable forecast.
My heart is broken, not being with my love, especially on her birthday.
Birthdays are non-denominational holy days, like the new year celebrations.
I pray to her God that she is alive and unharmed.
But I know that she would never have gone this long without contacting me.
Something is very wrong.
And that something has to do with the actions and behavior of Thomas Wayne Randle and Pamela Jo Daby/Roberts.
They are not going to get
Meals Ready To Eat by theprophetObblonge, literature
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Meals Ready To Eat
"You're just a fool. A has-been. A washed-up jester, who never got the punchline. All this time. Always lying. Everyone just stared at you and laughed. You were their entertainment. But now your jokes are routine. And you smell of defeat, of squander. Wall-eyed, wandering intoxicated and angry, rude. Gesturing for handouts behind backs, just in case an unseen observer eyes your thievery - scurrying rodential into cracked corners alone with your ever disappearing prize candy."
The matte, dull metal of the unadorned, mess kit rounded fork reflected no shine as it closed the distance. Three tines rupture glistening orb in socket, surrounded by idiot's face, greasy. Even when screaming the mouth projected numbness. Right hand delivering present, left hand working the jaw.
Walking away, himself remembering he hadn't eaten today, The Messenger paused before mounting the stairs of the basement.
"The other one is on the table."
*****
Confined forever now in darkness, however one
In Response One Morning by theprophetObblonge, literature
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In Response One Morning
Any and all ways to the destination can and will be applied until it is reached. If I add exposing the lazy and morally corrupt by name to my task list, so be it. The honest have nothing to fear from their fraudulent opposers, and the chronicle of my journey may provide benefit to those who find themselves in similar situations, unfortunately not uncommon. Amon Amarth has recently released a new album. As the lead single track is titled, "Find A Way Or Make One".
My argument with these businesses is the lack of honesty and professionalism. I refuse to indulge in stereotypes - that behavior is never beneficial. To assume every lawyer is a black hole of sucking selfishness is a disservice to the ideology of laws. While not perfected yet, with effort a more complete and comprehensive collection of words describing the precise intentions of an agreed upon system can be reached. One that works as best it can, until perhaps another methodology can be employed.
My evidence fits the
To A Dear Friend by theprophetObblonge, literature
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To A Dear Friend
There is no cure for something that is not a malady. Anger, hate exist to solve problems inna quick manner. Sadness is there to feel sadness. These are necessary pieces offa life. No one wants to experience these longer than they have to, in fact, doing so will hasten your body's decay. It is the resolution of other, most often external, problems that is what must be addressed.
Humans are social organic systems. They seek approval or at least acknowledgement from others continuously. This is tied to the sex drive - the only thing there actually is to do in life - make more offit.
Appearing intelligent by ' dispensing information ' can be described assa way of gaining sexual attractiveness.
A majority of peoples are lazy. Only doing the bare minimum of work to get results. Since this majority exists, using the language of the speaker to incomplete ends most often works.
And, as you point out, is damaging. It encourages those who do not habitually think complete, original thoughts to