PrettyInPink: Is that you Naruto?
im_ur_hokage: yeh yeh hey i learned to use aim!!11!
PrettyInPink: ...Uh, that's lovely.
im_ur_hokage: oh oh guess what guesswat?!!1!
im_ur_hokage: i no how to invite peeple!!
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im_ur_hokage: whos this?
InsertNicknameHere: This is Sai. Who is this and how did you get my screen name?
im_ur_hokage: nooooo!!1!! damn kiba gave me sais stupid screenname!! ill kill him!!!
InsertNicknameHere: I was just getting to the good part of this fanfiction too...
PrettyInPink: Hey Sai. It's Naruto and Sakura.
InsertNicknameHere: Oh hello HAG.
PrettyInPink: ... Remind me to punch you next time I see you.
im_ur_hokage: im gonna give kiba a pice of my mind!!1!!
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im_ur_hokage: damn kiba!1! yu gave me sais stupid screnname!111
doggy_style: hahahaha lolz suxxorz 2 b u
PrettyInPink: Can't you guys ever be mature?
doggy_style: no lolz
PrettyInPink: Weren't you supposed to be on a mission with Sai and Kakashi, Naruto?
im_ur_hokage: yeh but we finished earlie
PrettyInPink: What REALLY happened, Naruto?
im_ur_hokage: it was all stupid sais falt!1!! he made me sed something about my
PrettyInPink: ...You don't have to say it, Naruto.
im_ur_hokage: he distacted me and made me set fire to the werehouse!1!! damn stupid sai!!1!!11!!!
PrettyInPink: Set fire?! What were you doing with fire?! I thought you were just helping to move some furniture!
im_ur_hokage: it was mor of a explosion actualy
PrettyInPink: Tsunade-sama is going to be after your hide for this, you know.
im_ur_hokage: i no i no!!1! i need somewere to hide out fur a while!1! i no ill ask gaara!
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im_ur_hokage: gaara!1! i need your help!1
Dessert_Terror: You didn't blow up another bu
Upon reaching where she saw the glint she used her hands to dig out the source. After several minutes of digging she uncovered a flat round object with a shiny surface and a smaller round hole in the center. She gazed at the object and could see a woman with long blonde hair and deep blue eyes which made up her own reflection staring back at her.
She giggled and moved the item around to change the reflection off the surface. She held the object down as low as she could and admired the reflection of a large light green flipper. As she slowly moved the item upwards she watched as the reflection changed into emerald green scales forming a large tail. She held the item close to her hips and admired the sight of where the scales seamlessly morphed into silky smooth
In a wrecked dystopia
To slay a big pig
Walk around searching
Spells to beat monsters and save
Collect pendants and
Create a harem to kill
A huge pig monster
To awake an asleep fish
And to get back home
Get some jewelry
And oversized coins to
Beat the big nose Guy
Exorcise souls and
Travel back in time so you'll
Stop the falling moon
In a far land use
The strange staff to beat a
Or use the weird harp
To travel back in time and
Beat three old grannies
Get split in four by
Mystical sword, face trials
And beat flying blob
Travel through the sea
In search of giant pearls then
kill the desert man
Beat your reflection
Assemble harem once more
Beat flying black blob
Search for nature
In its basic forms, then once more
Beat the flying blob
Travel through darkness
To grab shards of items, beat
Pawn and desert man
Sail through the sea to
Get colored fairies, heal the
Giant whale and leave
Travel through the land
Playing songs and