Dispatcher: 911, what is your emergency? Caller: There is someone being mugged here! I’m on Jefferson Street, watching it right now. Oh my God, please send help! Dispatcher: Okay, hang on, sir! I need a little more information! Tell me your name and your exact location! Caller: My name is Mike Smith. I’m on the corner of Jefferson and North Lee. I'm inside Tom's Diner. The guy being attacked is outside on the other side of the street in front of the thrift shop. I think- Dispatcher: Wait a second! You're not the person being attacked? Caller: What? No! Of course not! Weren't you listening? It’s some guy on the other sid