Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, and a cockroach stole my wallet.
Yo momma's so ugly when she gets up the sun goes down!!!
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass
You are a day late and a dollar short.
Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
You are so dull, you can't even cut a fart.
You are so dumb, you stand on a chair to raise your IQ.
You are so