Quotes I live by:
"See, I think drugs have done good things for us, I really do. And if you don't think drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor. Go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, all your CDs and burn 'em. 'Cause you know what? The musicians whose music has enhanced your lives throughout the years? Rrrrrrrrrreal fuckin' high on drugs."
- Bill Hicks
"You argue and you bicker and you fight. Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night. Over what they think is true... but no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you."
- Bo Burnham, From God's Perspective
"You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice!
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill.
I will choose a path that’s clear, I will choose free will!"
- Rush, Freewill
"I may not believe in myself, but I believe in what I'm doing."
- Jimmy Page
"Though the course may change at times, rivers always reach the sea."
- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone
"And if there were no rewards to reap,
no loving embrace to see me through...
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would have walked away by now
and I still may..."
- Tool, The Patient
"Alone. Yes, that's keyword, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it and Hell is only a poor synonym."
- Stephen King
"I don't wanna be known as the guy who just goes up and slaps badonkadonks!"
- Bubbles, Trailer Park Boys
"And just believing in something doesn't make it real. If I just believe that there's a unicorn in here shitting gold bricks, it's not just gonna happen 'cause I believe it's gonna happen."
"I wanted to be president of the United States. I really did. The older I get, the less preposterous the idea seems."
- Alec Baldwin
Quotes that I made up:
"Save up for what you want. People say to save up for college or some shit, but if that ain't what ya wanna do, then don't do it! Be like me and blow your money on energy drinks and cheap prostitutes!"
"If you're naughty enough, you can come on Christmas too."
"Satanism isn't what most people think it is. It's like Atheism, but... with rules."
"Don't make a big deal out of nothing. You're turning anthills into molehills."
"Teachers should really stop bitching about how kids don't do enough sports when they constantly tell them how impossible it is to become a sports star."
"Gay people are like Pokemon cards; people only want them if they're difficult to obtain. They're also HOLO AS FUCK."
Lookit all these fuckin' stamps