How I got married
So I do not talk very much, but I love to dance. This is why girls cleverly position themselves next to me on the dancefloor waiting for a pic-up line that never comes and then shuffle away in bewilderment and insecurity.
Well it was one of those nights and I had a few, and I thought to myself: „Okay tonight you talk to a girl.“ And I wanted to play it save. So I picked the only girl in the club that I knew was so bored out of her eyeballs that she would consider talking to me as entertainment. And even if not had no chance of getting away. I of course talk about the coatshack girl. A job so ungrateful even fast food employees can feel good about themselves, because no where else you have to interact with so many drunken people that demand their belongings:
„I need my jacket but I lost my number can you please search it“
„Well can you tell me what it looks like.“
„Yes, it's black. It is my black jacket. I wore it