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Esau Wood sawed wood.

Esau Wood would saw wood.

All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw.

In other words, all the wood Esau saw, Esau sought to saw.

Oh, the wood Wood would saw!

And oh, the wood-saw with which Wood would saw wood.

But one day, Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood, and

thus the wood Wood sawed was not the wood Wood would

saw if Wood's wood-saw would saw wood. Now, Wood

would saw wood if Wood's wood-saw would saw wood, so

Esau sought a saw that would saw wood.

One day, Esau saw a saw saw wood as no other saw Wood

saw would saw wood. In fact, of all the wood-saws Wood

ever saw saw wood, Wood never saw a wood-saw that

would saw wood as the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood

would saw wood, and I never saw a wood-saw that would saw

as the wood-saw Wood saw would saw until I saw Esau saw

wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood. Now Wood

saws wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood.
Esau = "Ee-saw"

This is an exercise in my Broadcast Voice Workbook for my Announcing Techniques class in the Radio Broadcasting course I'm taking in college.

Trust me, I checked this more than twice for errors, and there isn't any. All I did was add some comma's.

It's quite difficult to say with expression, tone and appropriate pauses. However, I know how to do so (for the most part) ^^;
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