This week's tag queen:
Rules:You have to re-post these rules Each person has to share 13 things about them.Answer the 13 questions asked to you and then invent 13 questions that the people you'll tag have to answer.Choose 13 people to tag, if you can.Tag-Backs Are ALLOWED.Be creative with the title. No "I've Got Tagged" thingsYou can't say, "Sorry, I don't do tags."Facts: 1) I am an engineering student
2) I used to live in florida
3) I'm alergic to aspirin (Get dem swollen lips holmes)
4) Favorite pokemon is eevee
5) I can speak español
6) I am a proficient burper
7) I have a giant batman poster over me right now that protects me all night
8) I used to make SSBB music videos back in the day
9) I learned art all by my self (Can I has cookie noaw?)
10) My girlfriend looks like a disney princess
11) I can do lizard eyes on will(I got a controllable lazy eye pretty much)
12) I know almost all the lyrics to most NSP songs (Don't judge me)
13) I miss Peanut butter but my love for it has never vanished.His Questions:1) If you were to find your best friend dead by hanging in their room, Ketchup or mustard?
Ugh come on man, what type of question is this? Mayo or no dice2) How do you like your meat? Eaten whole or cut into bite size pieces?
Usually cut, although gotta love being alone and just digging in, no guilt, ripp dat meat off deh bone.3) Type 1 key at random on the keyboard followed by, FUCKEN JEWS!!
Sorry my hand slipped.4) What do you think the COOLEST mode of suicide is!? you cant use hanging! thats cheating, because its the coolest of all!
Suicide isn't cool man. Now guillatine, people watched that shit for entertainment. Hook that up to my tv!!!5) The world is ending. thats it. the world is ending. there is no point in asking questions. WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
OH SHIT DID TRUMP FIND THE NUKE BUTTON!?!6) Its national Tramp-Stamp day! Everyone must get a tattoo above their ass or they will be shot dead on sight! What tattoo do you get!?
A tattoo of a little fart point away from deh butt.7) How do you deal with the crippling depression? Vodka or suicide?
Dude what is wif you and suicide? And I'm not into alcohol. Give me soda. Where's the soda? Am I the only one here who like soda?8) I just came down with a horrible case of Rectal cancer! Roast me Bitches! Rotisserie or Pit Fire?
Rotisserie, so it goes in rectally and comes out your mouth. I mean, you're used to people shoving things in your ass right?9) How do you deal with Crippling happiness? (hint its a lie) Whiskey or suicide?
You know, for the hell of it, whiskey. Least I can get freaking smashed.10) When I get high, I get high on speed! Thats right! I am a RACE CAR DRIVER, who does cocaine! How do you get high?
By sniffing envelope glue.12) Its national-get-rid-of-your-tramp-stamp day. Are you still alive?
Barely. Apparently learned it was a huge april fools prank 13) Fuck 11. that guys a cunt right?
Awww, I went with him to middle school 14) Heil 14 master number. All other numbers WILL fall in line.
Like doing lines of cocaine, surely enough, insanity follows.
1) On a scale of 1 to 10, what's your favorite color?
2) have you ever smelled glue? If you have, like, comment and subscribe!!!
3) What's the best way to kill a bee that's in your room?
4) If you spill a cleaning product, Did you make a mess?
5) If you downloaded a movie in jamaica, would that make you a pirate of the caribbean?
6) If Eruope uses Euros, in that case, shouldn't Africa use afros?
7) If you punched yourself till you were knocked out, would that mean that you're strong or just really, really stupid?
8) If a bear shits in the woods, does it make a noise?
9) If I shot you, you become a zombie and then a vampire bites you, Mustard or Ketchup?
10) Do you guys think midgets have night vision?
11) Why do you think that round pizzas come in a square box? Also, MUSTARD OR KETCHUP!?!? CHOOSE ONE
12) roast me
13) If you try to fail, and succeed: WHICH ONE HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?
I'd tag director again but I know him. He'll tag me again and it would be war.