Believe it or not, I'm actually an adult user.
Who's spent way too much time on this profile.
I know what you're probably thinking. Or maybe you're not. But why would a Brit have so much interest in Hollywood? Well, I'm American. I probably act like it, too. I'm not from the UK. I just put that there. Maybe it's gotten you to read this. Maybe it hasn't. But now you can think what you like about the legitimacy of the rest of my bio.
I'm 5'0 and I weigh about 95lbs. I have an extremely child-like, high pitched voice that has previously been compared to that of an anime character. I also have dirty blonde hair I refuse to cut, and blue eyes. I have dark eyebrows that I shape myself because if I don't, they look like raccoon tails. I have even darker eyelashes that are so long, I can't comfortably wear sunglasses. I also have perfectly straight teeth following a long, unfortunate, character-crumbling 10+ years of being tormented with nicknames like 'bucktooth girl' and 'sharp tooth.' I'm way less friendly and carefree than I used to be, and to be frank, I'm quite angry that I have become a product of my environment like so, and that the people around me have managed to take it up with themselves to beat that wholehearted, compassionate, sanguine nature out of me and replace it with this sardonic, cynical, pessimistic version of myself- although I'm sure it has done my artistic side worlds of good.
so yeah. welcome!
My favourite humans include (but are not limited to) : River Phoenix, Tyler Baltierra, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ryan Reynolds, Bill Skarsgård, Charlie Puth, Charlie Gillespie, James Charles, Penn Badgley, and Anton Zaslavski. They will never know me, but they will also never hurt me. Plus, according to horoscopes, I just so happen to be astrologically compatible with each of them. As if that actually means anything at all on my end.
My favourite fandom characters include (but are not limited to) : Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Matt Murdock, Vision (MCU), Jack Dawson (Titanic), Gilbert Blythe (AnnE), Cory Matthews (BMW), Kristoff (Frozen), Jim Hawkins (Treasure Planet), Alvin Seville (the Chipmunks), Kopa (TLK), Angel (Lady & the Tramp), Leafpool, Squirrelflight, Bluestar, Oakheart, Fallen Leaves, Half Moon (Warriors), Nick Wilde (Zootopia), and Fix-It Felix, Jr (WIR).
I speak both English and French. I am also currently studying German, Georgian, Romanian, and the three Scandinavian languages (Swedish, Norwegian & Danish) with emphasis on Norwegian. Because why not? xD
I'm an avid equestrian who predominantly competes in hunter, cross country and show jumping classes. My favourite horse breeds are the Appaloosa, Connemara, Morgan, Haflinger, Welara, and the German Riding Pony.
I'm a perfectionist who has a very all-or-nothing mindset, unfortunately. I take my art very seriously, to the extent where I won't post it at all unless it is either perfect in my mind, or I am absolutely sick of trying to make it look perfect. Of course, this standard is constantly changing. Besides, not every portrait is destined to be a masterpiece, and if there's really no saving it, sometimes I'd prefer to just post it and forget it's there. You can probably guess which pieces those are xD
My 'area of centripetal focus,' per se, is primarily in photo manipulation and graphic design. The portrayal of my art is, admittedly, pretty embarrassing. It also doesn't represent me very well, as I tend to have a more pessimistic and emotionally raw viewpoint on life than my art typically lets on. However, that doesn't mean it didn't take a lot of time and effort- or that I can't like bright colours and kawaii things. Unfortunately, I have gotten a lot of dismissive responses regarding myself and my art in the past, and I would like to eliminate that right off the bat if possible. I'd hate to come off as a narcissist in saying so, but I am just as much an artist as anyone else on this platform. We are all here with the intent of expressing ourselves in the ways we each individually know best. Do not attempt to prevent me from doing it my way, and I will not stand in the middle of yours.
I'm not a pretentious person. I'm not some 'cute, quirky girl' wannabe. I also don't waste time putting on the facade of someone who is exceptionally 'wounded, deep, dark,' or 'edgy', and therefore they're supposedly better than everyone else. I find these unnecessary attempts at enforcing an idea of public superiority, especially when most of us probably just hate ourselves, to be very obnoxious. I'll be kind to you if you're kind to me; there are no two ways to cut it.
I may look like a silly fan girl or 'stan', but I truly hate those words, especially when I am immediately dubbed beneath them. I am besotted with the concept of Hollywood as a whole, despite all its flaws - a true aficionado - but not necessarily with any single person in particular, so I have never 'stanned' anyone. Celebrities are people just like us and they deserve their privacy likewise; I know, respect, and do my best to enforce this. I just think my creative outlet is slightly different than yours, and that's okay. But like most people, I also have a low tolerance for denouncing assumptions regarding myself. Please do me the honour of separating me from yours.
If I suddenly go inactive on a whim, it means I probably died. (Seriously, guys, I'm not going anywhere.)
Cool, have a great day
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