Have you heard of the Knight who's sword was a spoon?
They say it was forged by the light of the moon,
By an angry chef who'd been sacked from his job,
For baking a pudding that looked like a kn...blob.
Once made he waited for the next passer by,
And so came our knight with a tear in his eye,
'Good sir!' cried the chef, but what ails you this night?
'I've lost my sword, and i can no longer fight!'
Then fear not my good friend, tis fate brought you here!
Take this great spoon, and crush your foes without fear!
And so the knight raised, his huge spoon to the sky,
I'll beat my foes he cried, Or at least i'll try!
So back to the castle, to tell the fair Queen,
The King, and the rest of his men what he'd seen,
But no sooner did he unsheathe his great Spoon,
The Knights burst out laughing, and called him a loon.
There was nothing to do, but leave the homestead,
And just as he left, he turned around and