I'm really happy with Alistair's updated design. He looks so precious and medieval now~
OMG ESPECIALLY BECAUSE WALMART IS NO LONGER ENFORCING IT'S MASK POLICY ON A CORPORATE SCALE.
Thankfully the town nearest the forest I'm hiding in has more old people than not and the Walmart is enforcing the masks because its employees are 90 years old.
Sadly this has caused everyone 45-65 years old to shop at the dollar tree because the dollar tree doesn't enforce masks and everyone my parents generation doesn't think covid is dangerous because "I lived through a WAR!! I lived through 911!!! I LIVED THROUGH EBOLA!!!! I'LL LIVE THROUGH THIS AND I DON'T NEED NO MASK!!!!"
Seriously!! I walk through the store with a desperate urge to slap everyone without a mask! Maybe they assume that by the power of Caren hair cuts and apple cider vinegar they will be fine -_-
Omg the mfing apple cider vinegar!!! Ahhh my motherinlaw uses it for EVERYTHING. Weight loss, smooth skin, bathing, drinking, upset stomach, smell removal, clothing stains, effing EVERYTHING.
One day soon I'm going to lose it on non masked ppl and have to be committed. I just know it.