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SK: WORST NIGHTMARE
This can't be happening to me! What do I do now? What if it's permanent? No! I refuse to think that. Focus! You have a job to do and panicking won't help anyone. We're still under attack from a new enemy. You must keep your wits about you! No time to fall apart!
My pep talk helps a little though there's a small part of me that wants to scream and cry in anger, fear, and self-pity. I'm glad I'm so strong willed and stubborn. A lesser person would already be crawling into a corner and giving up. That's not my style.
Gathering my wits, I ask aloud what is going on around me. My loyal assistant has remained firmly by my side and now tells me about the injured and briefs me on our status. We were buried when the enemy leveled the building but our group was fortunate to be hiding behind a cement and steel enforced wall and thus survived basically intact. The last thing I remembered w
PERFECT MASTCARD COMMERCIALS
PERFECT MASTER CARD COMMERCIALS
Cost of cleaning an Enforcer Officers uniform: 300 dollars
Cost of repairing enforcer sedan: 5000 dollars
Cost of personal flame thrower from the Survival-R-Us Store: 250 dollars
Being able to blow away Dr. Viper and company in a flaming inferno all by yourself without the SWAT Kats assistance: PRICELESS.
Cost of a set of coveralls: 25 dollars
Cost of a cream pie a-la-mode: 3.00 dollars
Look on Chances face from opening booby-trapped fridge to receive pie in face because he spilled paint on your clothes: PRICELESS
Cost of a new bazooka: 450 dollars
Cost of repair to favorite chopper: 50,000 dollars
Satisfaction in blowing Turmoil from the sky all by herself: PRICELESS
Cost of a bottle of aspirin: 2.00 dollars
Cost of a spring-loaded clown chair from the Magic and Joke Store: 100 dollars
Getting even for the hit to the face with the cement launcher by switching Jakes chair with the clown one and watchi
SWAT KATS: THE FLU
Authors Note: The flu can make you wish you were dead but when it makes you paranoid it can be a nightmare. This is just a little short story inspired by my sick kids.
He didnt know where he was or why he felt so bad. Sweat dripped from his forehead and soaked his now dirty sweats and t-shirt. He so wanted to strip his clothes off but couldnt stay still long enough to dare, they were after him and he couldnt risk staying in one place.
A sudden noise to his right sent him scurrying like a rat in a maze for another dark hole to hide in. He found another safe spot inside a wooden crate of some kind. He huddled there trying desperately to be quiet despite his real need to pant.
Chills ran up his spine and within minutes he was shuddering hard, his teeth starting to click together. He stuffed his shirt into his mouth to stop the noise and listened hard.
Gods! He felt awful. Why wasnt he in bed? Who was chasing him? He thought blearily. He co
SWAT KATS: DESPAIR
Authors Note: Beware this is a very sad short story. Fits my feelings at this moment on a dreary October morning.
He stood in the cold rain on top of what remained of his building. His clothes were in shreds and he was cold but he didnt go inside.
He stared down at a once proud city now in flames. Their enemies had finally succeeded in banding together to defeat them at last. After so many years of keeping them at bay and defeating them time after time, they had finally succeeded in bringing the city to its knees.
Its once proud katizens had fled or died in its streets. Only the last of the meager defenders were left and even those were fast being killed.
Tears fell unheeded down his face as he remembered the countless futile battles hed fought and how, at each one, more and more helpless kats and defenders had perished. Still he fought on, always assured that they would win in the end.