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Calypso Mystery Solved
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Published: January 19, 2010
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EDIT AGAIN: Jack needed to be in there.
EDIT: Okay, there was a title of sorts here but I thought it was a joke killer so I removed it.

Indeed, now we all know what she said.
Too bad the Pirates weren't able to take advantage of the buffet; except they were about to be destroyed by their enemies and all.
This joke was originally thought up by Yoyobionicle and so I rediscovered the stick figure version in a file and decided it needed to be done!
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Mister-Crool's avatar
Mister-Crool|Hobbyist General Artist
I bet Calypso gave Jones crabs.
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Swashbookler's avatar
Swashbookler|Professional Digital Artist
ewe XC
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Mister-Crool's avatar
Mister-Crool|Hobbyist General Artist
It was just a joke. gosh.
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kh71718's avatar
kh71718|Student Digital Artist
I love the little jack at the side
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Icecat144's avatar
Icecat144|Hobbyist General Artist
i'm just reading that in her voice and laughing so hard
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NagandEmerald's avatar
-Jones *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... wait, did she say sea food buffet for EVERYONE :hungry:?!
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SimonLMoore's avatar
SimonLMoore|Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah wtf was up with that...
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jarofdirtbag's avatar
free seafu buffet ftw and calypso ftw and jack ftw
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Beezelballocks's avatar
Beezelballocks|Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know I've commented on this before but...
SHE'S JUST LIKE SHEOGORATH! 8D
:iconsheogorathplz: "CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!"
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Swashbookler|Professional Digital Artist
O_O never heard of 'er
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Beezelballocks's avatar
Beezelballocks|Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Him. :XD:
He's from Oblivion. :3 So funny.
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Pandachu's avatar
Pandachu|Student Filmographer
WHAT ARE THOSE?! SEA SPIDERS?!
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Swashbookler's avatar
Swashbookler|Professional Digital Artist
crabs
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Pandachu|Student Filmographer
DELICIOUS.
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LoneWolfLover's avatar
... I will never be able to watch that scene the same way again.
And here I thought she was cursing them all, when in reality it was a BLESSING!!
... or at least a warning to DJ & co. :laughing:

And, I never thought I'd say this, but Jack is adorable.
:iconimhappyplz:

BTW, please tell me I wasn't the ONLY one weirded out by her suddenly growing huge and... naked. That must have been REALLY awkward for the pirates. :ohnoes:
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Swashbookler|Professional Digital Artist
Yeah I was like O_O "am I seeing this?"
But the only conclusion I could come to is that in old Greek movies or what not where they show the "gods" they would have them giant like that. So if she was a heathen goddess like those guys then it would make sense to me but it was still weird........I guess DJ likes his women big or something XD
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THEN I DO STILL STAND A CHANCE IN LIFE! :dummy:
*BRICK'D*

Actually, yeah, the Greek gods were tall but... not... that tall. More like 9 feet. Which IS tall, but not ship's mast kind of tall.
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Swashbookler|Professional Digital Artist
Mmmm....not the old movies I saw, they were more Calypso size on the ones I saw but I don't remember what th name of the old movie was.
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koleniko707's avatar
So THATS what she was saying! :D It always made me laugh that the subtitles at this scene said (gibberish) :XD:
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Swashbookler's avatar
Swashbookler|Professional Digital Artist
HA XD Mine said incantation.
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koleniko707's avatar
:XD: Once, me and a friend of mine had an "ingenious" idea to stay up all night while going on a POTC marathon, which resulted in us getting "drunk" on a mix of 5 different teas, including two caffinated varietys, and at this scene my friend turned to me with an anstonished but exhausted expression on her face and said "Dat's uhlot ah meat."
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Swashbookler|Professional Digital Artist
LOL! Those 3 pirate movie marathons are lethal.
If these side effects persist longer than 3 days please consult your doctor or practicing physician emediately. Large quantities of Pirate movies is not for everyone, including anyone who is a rabid fan, a devout critic, or those who are nursing or are pregnant. Please do not indulge with caffenated or alcoholic beverages as piratical epicness may cause a sudden outbreak in either sheer stupidity or unnesessary heroism. Other side efffects include, swaggering gait, gingivitise, dysentry, leprosy, leprichaun bite, loss of limbs or eyes, severe scarring of the epidermis, inconsistent accents (vacilating between English, Scottish and Australian and occasionally French), unearthly odors, rent clothing, land sickness, and spontaneous acts of criminal referenceing without action.
Please use pirate movies wisely and in small doses to maintain a healthy mind set and strong grip on reality.
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