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Calypso Mystery Solved by Swashbookler Calypso Mystery Solved by Swashbookler
EDIT AGAIN: Jack needed to be in there.
EDIT: Okay, there was a title of sorts here but I thought it was a joke killer so I removed it.

Indeed, now we all know what she said.
Too bad the Pirates weren't able to take advantage of the buffet; except they were about to be destroyed by their enemies and all.
This joke was originally thought up by Yoyobionicle and so I rediscovered the stick figure version in a file and decided it needed to be done!
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:iconmister-crool:
Mister-Crool Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I bet Calypso gave Jones crabs.
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
ewe XC
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:iconmister-crool:
Mister-Crool Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
It was just a joke. gosh.
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kh71718 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I love the little jack at the side
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Icecat144 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i'm just reading that in her voice and laughing so hard
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WDisneyRP-Tia-Dalma Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
((:rofl:))
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NagandEmerald Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
-Jones *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... wait, did she say sea food buffet for EVERYONE :hungry:?!
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LadyDemon389 Featured By Owner May 18, 2011
XD win
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SimonLMoore Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah wtf was up with that...
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jarofdirtbag Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2010
free seafu buffet ftw and calypso ftw and jack ftw
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Beezelballocks Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know I've commented on this before but...
SHE'S JUST LIKE SHEOGORATH! 8D
:iconsheogorathplz: "CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!"
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
O_O never heard of 'er
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Beezelballocks Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Him. :XD:
He's from Oblivion. :3 So funny.
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Pandachu Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2010  Student Filmographer
WHAT ARE THOSE?! SEA SPIDERS?!
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
crabs
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:iconpandachu:
Pandachu Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2010  Student Filmographer
DELICIOUS.
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LoneWolfLover Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2010
... I will never be able to watch that scene the same way again.
And here I thought she was cursing them all, when in reality it was a BLESSING!!
... or at least a warning to DJ & co. :laughing:

And, I never thought I'd say this, but Jack is adorable.
:iconimhappyplz:

BTW, please tell me I wasn't the ONLY one weirded out by her suddenly growing huge and... naked. That must have been REALLY awkward for the pirates. :ohnoes:
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Yeah I was like O_O "am I seeing this?"
But the only conclusion I could come to is that in old Greek movies or what not where they show the "gods" they would have them giant like that. So if she was a heathen goddess like those guys then it would make sense to me but it was still weird........I guess DJ likes his women big or something XD
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LoneWolfLover Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2010
THEN I DO STILL STAND A CHANCE IN LIFE! :dummy:
*BRICK'D*

Actually, yeah, the Greek gods were tall but... not... that tall. More like 9 feet. Which IS tall, but not ship's mast kind of tall.
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Mmmm....not the old movies I saw, they were more Calypso size on the ones I saw but I don't remember what th name of the old movie was.
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LoneWolfLover Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010
I'm digging up my old Ulysses memories. Had to read the book in... 7th grade? 8th grade? It's still sitting on my shelf... >.>;;
But in that story Calypso herself was about 9 feet tall.
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
....B{ Uylyssis?......well, you know Hollywood- bigger the better-especially in women.
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LoneWolfLover Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010
Apparently that doesn't work in real life, though. I'm taller than the average american male and I'm still single. :|
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
WEll there can be several factors but one thing is for sure they like having tall women as models. A porportionate human being is 8 heads tall but in pictures if they want them to be more elegant or attractive they will stretch them to be 9 heads tall. Not to mention high school is a bit early to be serious about relation ships me thinks. The maturity is not there so take advantage of your single life while you can and get school done. But if you really want to get attention you have to flaunt yourself (modestly). But you're young so don't even worry about your single status till you're in your twenties. Seriously, I didn't get a boy friend till I was 20. And he was the first guy I kissed. He was a real gentleman but I didn't love him the way I needed to, to accept marriage.
Anyway I'm rammbling now, I'll shut up.
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koleniko707 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2010
So THATS what she was saying! :D It always made me laugh that the subtitles at this scene said (gibberish) :XD:
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
HA XD Mine said incantation.
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koleniko707 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2010
:XD: Once, me and a friend of mine had an "ingenious" idea to stay up all night while going on a POTC marathon, which resulted in us getting "drunk" on a mix of 5 different teas, including two caffinated varietys, and at this scene my friend turned to me with an anstonished but exhausted expression on her face and said "Dat's uhlot ah meat."
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
LOL! Those 3 pirate movie marathons are lethal.
If these side effects persist longer than 3 days please consult your doctor or practicing physician emediately. Large quantities of Pirate movies is not for everyone, including anyone who is a rabid fan, a devout critic, or those who are nursing or are pregnant. Please do not indulge with caffenated or alcoholic beverages as piratical epicness may cause a sudden outbreak in either sheer stupidity or unnesessary heroism. Other side efffects include, swaggering gait, gingivitise, dysentry, leprosy, leprichaun bite, loss of limbs or eyes, severe scarring of the epidermis, inconsistent accents (vacilating between English, Scottish and Australian and occasionally French), unearthly odors, rent clothing, land sickness, and spontaneous acts of criminal referenceing without action.
Please use pirate movies wisely and in small doses to maintain a healthy mind set and strong grip on reality.
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koleniko707 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2010
Yeah, we probably should of read that warning. We kept drunkenly saying "ELLO, POPPET!" and some other line Norrington or Beckett said...can't remeberr what it was, but it had to with cannons :XD:
"Swaggering gait" -Perfectly describes how we were walking the next morning :lol:
I shall have to spread these warnings to others!
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
XD
Don't let the FDA get a hold of it or they might take it seriously.
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koleniko707 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2010
:noes:
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fiction-freak Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2010
:rofl: Ohhh! I always wondered about that...
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:iconcaprookie:
caprookie Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2010
i know I'D eat her crabmeat. giggity.
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
:puke:
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:iconcaprookie:
caprookie Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2010
not the disease type of crabs! dont get the wrong idea!!!
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
I know! XD It's just the thought of Human based crabs- like same concept of eating davy Jones. Mutan crab thing.
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caprookie Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2010
lol,if you should happen to accidentally eat one of her boobs.....
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
B|.....not in that manner...but
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:iconcaprookie:
caprookie Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2010
i know,i know.


........but STILL,...
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
I was thinking more in terms of cannibalism.
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Cerulean452 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2010
The little Jack completes it. He probably had those utensils hidden in his hair someplace. :giggle:
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Well, you can see one of the chopsticks poking out of his hair through out all three movies.
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cheesecakem-consumo Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"YARR!" right back at ya, Jackie!

I was always confused by this scene. I LOVE crab and squid and prawns. I wish this picture was real! :D
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Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
XD
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PirateFanGirl Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2010  Student General Artist
LOL I like it. X )
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Imaginative-Light77 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2010  Student General Artist
o.0

Another Win, mate!
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Pineclaw3 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2010
That's aternatley scaring me and making me fall out of my chair in laughter xD
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:iconswashbookler:
Swashbookler Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Steel revelation huh?
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BlueQuill13 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2010
:rofl: Brilliant, yo!
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Beezelballocks Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
C8 ...teehee...!
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