LOL! Those 3 pirate movie marathons are lethal.
If these side effects persist longer than 3 days please consult your doctor or practicing physician emediately. Large quantities of Pirate movies is not for everyone, including anyone who is a rabid fan, a devout critic, or those who are nursing or are pregnant. Please do not indulge with caffenated or alcoholic beverages as piratical epicness may cause a sudden outbreak in either sheer stupidity or unnesessary heroism. Other side efffects include, swaggering gait, gingivitise, dysentry, leprosy, leprichaun bite, loss of limbs or eyes, severe scarring of the epidermis, inconsistent accents (vacilating between English, Scottish and Australian and occasionally French), unearthly odors, rent clothing, land sickness, and spontaneous acts of criminal referenceing without action.
Please use pirate movies wisely and in small doses to maintain a healthy mind set and strong grip on reality.