Derallict by SusanCoffey

She has a striking resemblance to Anita Hallot.  Which is why I offered her the part on my database at Wikia.

Here are some other shots of Anita:



Girl number 6 going left to right eventually became Anita.  The girl next to her with blonde hair eventually became Gwen Indot, "the Ferretslayer."



The girl on the far left is also Anita.  This is her according to Karina MacGill, who portrays the subject matter in a much more serious tone than AnirBrokenear.

However, in Camelorum Adventues, the humor is pushed to extremes.  Anita was once a popular radio DJ in Dromedary Heights and loved by the masses.  Especially for her unique way of nothing ever getting her down.  Then one day, there was a race at an air show and she was invited to fire off the gun to start the race.  Except, her gun got switched out with one that had real bullets in it, courtesy of Rita Rigatoni - the world's top prankster. 

Without realizing it, Anita fired off the gun planted by Rita.  The gun went off, and the bullet hit a propeller plane that just so happened to be flying too low.  The pilot lost control, and crashed his plane into a cotton candy factory.  The incident was blamed on Anita, in spite evidence in her defense.  She was sentenced to five years at Camelorum Correctional, and sent to room with Gwen "the Ferretslayer" Indot.  She very quickly began to view Gwen as her "little sister," and became very protective of her.  Gwen was in because the exact same Rita Rigatoni swapped out the ferret's food pellets with C4-nitro-glycerin pellets. 

When Gwen went to feed the ferret she was pet-sitting for a friend, it exploded and took out the whole garage.  Gwen got blamed, and was sent to Camelorum for pretty much the same amount of time as Anita.  Rita herself was later captured, and was seldom ever let out of her cell.  For a reason: she was the world's most notorious prankster: the "Twisted Noodle." 

The warden was afraid to let Rita out too often, believing that if Rita left her cell and caused too much mayhem any one given day, one of the other inmates might just actually be driven to murder.  (Most of them are in for extremely petty crimes, or crimes that were only possible by accident via extremely bizarre circumstances.)

Weirdly enough, Anita's persistent popularity led to her and Gwen being able to run her radio show from her prison cell, so she didn't ever have to miss work.  (Although she did have to take a significant pay reduction.)

In that time, and in being around Carly (the "Maddening Rod,") Anita wound up on the no-fly list for being bad luck to planes.  And acquired a taste for cotton candy.  Gwen became bad luck to all weasel-like lifeforms, which would strangely start dying by merely being in her presence. 

The two of them consider themselves fortunate.  One of the guards that irritated Carly was turned into an elephant man with compound eyes like a fly.  She also made Antonio, a walking Mexican stereotype that worked as a CO, look like Simon Pegg's Scotty from the 2009 Star Trek (though he gets better.)  And anyone who threatens Candace...gets turned into a June bug for a fruit.