Steamed Hams but with Pete and Lex Luthor
(Outside Pete's house, we see Lex Luthor entering through the front door. Lex rings the doorbell, and Pete opens the door.)
Well Pete, I've made it. Despite your directions.
Ah, Luthor. Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
(Pete opens the kitchen door, and sees smoke coming out of the stove. Pete gasps. Pete then opens the stove and sees that his pot roast is burning.)
Oh, no! My roast is ruined!
(Pete sees a nearby Krusty Burger.)
But what if, I would've purchased fast food and disguised it as my own cooking? (sinister chuckle) Delightfully devilish Pete.
(But just when Pete makes is escape through the window, Lex comes through the kitchen.)
(Lex looks all confused and suspicious. Theme song plays.)
The Mighty Pete and his crazy explanations
Lex Luthor's gonna need his medications
When he hears Ol' Pete's lame exaggerations
There'll be trouble in