Hi, I am Steve. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am Steve, I am 32 years old. I have huge eyes
and tattoos of my waifu all over my face. I am a weeaboo
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll turn you into a weeaboo
Don't believe me?"no"
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
showing anime. Now she's a weeaboo. Ha ha Patti, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patti, do
SpongeBob, formerly Spingebill
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to become a weeaboo that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough SpongeBob. Now,
He is no longer dank
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought, she went to the bathroom, she saw yellow diamond at her mirror, she had the biggest poop in her life
Sanic the hot dog
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Sanic was a dank person,
He sent this to twelve daddies, he got some booteh
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will become a weeaboo
1-6 people- you will lose your dankness
7-11 people- you will have the biggest poop in your life
12 and over- you are safe and you get da booteh you wanted