Boyfriend might be destroying T-Bone

Boyfriend: An entire can of Pepsi Max, I drink that.

Crowd & Girlfriend: *mimes the drinking*

Boyfriend: Super hot fire, I spit that.

Crowd: Mmm.

Girlfriend: Here it comes.

Boyfriend: Two and a half men,

*Girlfriend uses both thumbs and both index fingers to make it look like there’s a screen in front of Boyfriend*

Boyfriend: I watch that.

Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girlfriend: Aight, fellas. Calm it down a bit.

Boyfriend: ‘Boutta drop my next line soon, can’t do that if there’s too much noise, okay?