Bobicus the Fantastic was born on a dark and stormy night on a cliff near the sea, amongst meager olives and grapes in Sparta. His entire family was raised to fight the heathen limes in the next grove over, who were hell-bent on dominating all of Greece. Bobicus was no exception. On the family tree, he grew strong and tough, a true fighter. After many hard weeks of development and training, he fell from the tree onto the green summer grass below.
All the lemons in Sparta are obligated to undergo a rigorous test of personal strength. If a lemon in Sparta is deformed or inferior in any way, it is destined to be thrown off the cliff onto the jagged rocks below. Bobicus passed the test with flying colors. His amazing fitness and agility stunned the elders. Surely he would go on to become a legendary warrior!
Immediately, Bobicus was put into action, commanding a phalanx of brave young produce against the emerald hordes. The loathsome limes had pressed their forces forward, eager to capture