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i sexually identify as plants vs zombies
ever since i was a boy i dreamed of being a kid friendly game with zombies people say to me that a person being plants vs zombies is impossible but i do not care im shooting peas im having a plastic surgeon install big nuts freezing water melons and tiny zombies on my body from now on i want you guys to call me wall-nut and respect my right to get eaten and eaten by zombies if you cannot accept me you are a plants vs zombies phobe and need to check your lawn thank you for being so understanding

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