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STAMP-Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Published: August 19, 2008
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I wanted to get this as a bumper sticker for my car. Until I do... I made this stamp.

If you have STRONG religious beliefs, please do NOT read the following.

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster is:

The quote below is from Wikipeadia
"The Flying Spaghetti Monster (also known as the Spaghedeity) is the deity of a parody religion[1] called The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and its system of beliefs, "Pastafarianism".[2] The religion was founded in 2005 by Bobby Henderson to protest the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to biological evolution. Intelligent design implies the existence of an intelligent but not necessarily omnipotent or omniscient designer, thus some, like Henderson, argue that this designer could be anything imaginable.

In an open letter sent to the education board, Henderson parodies the concept of an intelligent designer by professing belief in a supernatural creator called the Flying Spaghetti Monster which resembles spaghetti and meatballs.[3] ...

Due to its recent popularity and media exposure, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is often used by atheists, agnostics (known by Pastafarians as "spagnostics"), and others as a modern version of Russell's teapot[5] and the Invisible Pink Unicorn."
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Shernod9704's avatar
Im a Shermanite, number only member of the Brotherhood of Sherman or Shermanity.
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minecraftian216's avatar
I'm a Christian and I find this funny.
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sunstroke-art|Hobbyist General Artist
Glad I could provide you with a smile or a laugh!!!
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MoonwingTheAmazing's avatar
I'm Pastafarian :D
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bloodsuckingmonster3|Hobbyist General Artist
:woohoo: WOOHOO, I THINK I'VE FOUND A CHURCH I LIKE!!!!!!!!!! :turbopoke:
(Ow, my brain exploded, and it kinda hurt.... A little.... :onfire: )
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sunstroke-art|Hobbyist General Artist
Woo hoo!

Now we just need to get the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on the census!!

^___^
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bloodsuckingmonster3|Hobbyist General Artist
I could deal with that, kinda....
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wildtail14's avatar
this is why im proud to be a kansan
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ff8-best-game-ever's avatar
HEATHEN!

Repent of your sinful ways, o generation of vipers, and come ye back unto the flock of the one, true God... the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

For is it not written in the Big Golden Book o' Atheism (New Interstellar Version) that the FSM is the bastard offspring of the Purple Oyster (of Doom) and the King in Yellow?
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sunstroke-art|Hobbyist General Artist
I like spaghetti better than unicorns.
If I ever meet the FSM - at least I can have lunch.

Unicorn, gives me gas...
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HEATHEN!

Repent of your sinful ways, o generation of vipers, and come ye back unto the flock of the one, true God... the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

For is it not written in the Big Golden Book o' Atheism (New Interstellar Version) that the FSM is the bastard offspring of the Purple Oyster (of Doom) and the King in Yellow?
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sunstroke-art|Hobbyist General Artist
Hail and well me my fellow.
The followers of the Pink Unicorn are welcome and well met!

(Maybe I should do a Pink Unicorn stamp too?????)

:)
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Kieranfoy's avatar
Should you do such a thing, you miserable wretch, her Pink Horniness will forgive you your many sins and trespasses against her...

Hail and well met indeed.
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sunstroke-art|Hobbyist General Artist
Oh worshiper of the wondrous invisible.
I hath provided thee not one, but TWO stamps for thine pleasure.

I invitest thou to view mine gallery anon.

*bows*
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darkdesign1209|Professional Interface Designer
man, I need to go back to the FSM website and check out all the new stuff (I haven't looked at it since I first discovered it years ago ... and the years since have been sad with the absence of FSM). I'm glad this stamp has reminded me how amazing it was (especially the 'I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts, pure gold right there)
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BRILLIANT
if only I didn't worship video game summons. xD
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sunstroke-art|Hobbyist General Artist
^___^

Oh! you can worship summons too!

Have to send you this...

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.

2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.

3. I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.

4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go fuck yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

5. I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the bitches.

6. I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
- Ending poverty
- Curing diseases
- Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable

I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.

7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?

8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.
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haha, cute xD
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