SunsetFlyer2001

LOCATION: Somewhere just a few miles away from Socorro, New Mexico, Socorro Petroleum and Oil Company TIME: 8:59:01 AM TEMPERATURE: 87.5 degrees F/30.8 degrees C COORDINATES: Approximately a few miles above 34.0584° N, 106.8914° W Our story begins with a truck from the Socorro Petroleum and Oil Company driving off. The truck, a 2004 International 9400i Eagle hauling a tank trailer with the company logo going 65 miles per hour was on New Mexico State Road 1. As the truck continued along the path, the driver heard his phone ringing, but instead ignored it when he saw something in the left hand mirror: a strange looking red three wheeled car, with what appeared to be anthropomorphic dogs in it. "The Road Rovers?" said the driver. What could they possibly want? he thought to himself. He soon found the Rovers passing the truck on the left of him. But what they didn't realize was that another Socorro Petroleum truck, a 2004 Peterbilt 359 was traversing down the other side of the road, the

It was a nice day in Ponyville, bright and sunny as usual, and all was calm, except for a mob of ponies, stallions, colts, and fillies rushing to Sugarcube Corner. A new treat had just arrived there, and Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship, was the first to taste it, to see how it was before anyone else bought it. The treat was called Blueberry Puffie Bits, and it was a small ball of fried dough with blueberry filling in the center. After it was given the okay, everyone bought box after box of the new treat. As the days passed, news of the treat spread across Equestria, and it caught ear of a police officer in a 2006 Chevrolet Caprice sheriff's car. He began a set of recording documenting the status of Ponyville. "Day 1 of the Puffie Bits phase," he said into the camera. "So far, no effects have taken place. These are, of course, small treats, but are excessively delicious, according to some citizens. I will be keeping track of what goes on." The camera shut off, and he began

"Puffed Pastry Problems" Ever since their trip to Chernobyl, the Heelers have become more...how do I put it? Connected. One day, as the family were watching a comedy show, a black 1983 Chevrolet Celebrity pulled up, and a masked driver got out of the car, and put a package on the front porch of the house, then rang the doorbell. The car left quickly with both passengers just as Bandit opened the door. "Hello?" he answered. He looked down to see a package. "To Bandit Heeler, 124 West Wallaby Blvd, Brisbane, QLD, Australia," he read. The package was for him! Who sent it? And who knew who he was? He went back inside, package in hand, and looked at everyone. "Did any of you blokes order something?" he asked. "No," said Chilli. "Uh-uh!" exclaimed Bluey. "Bingo and I are too young to order stuff online!" "Hi (Ni (No))..." said Ivan (the Chernobyl guard). "Ukrainian hrvynia does not work with Australian currency system." Bandit shrugged and opened the package, and inside was a blueberry

It was a sunny day in Ponyville, and ponies and stallions were going left and right doing their daily business....except for Twilight Sparkle and her friends. They had been called by Princesses Celestia and Luna for an important mission. "Listen closely, all of you," Luna said. "Five days ago, a Wonderbolt training squadron disappeared somewhere over this area." She used her magic to use a stick to point to an area marked as a triangle. "THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE?!" all 7, including Spike shrieked. "I'm afraid so," said Celestia, worried. "We need you to go there and find the missing squadron," said Luna. With their mission received, and plenty of supplies, they left in their hot air balloon. A few hours later, the balloon was just passing over Florida and going by when..."Bermuda Triangle borderline, straight ahead!" shouted Applejack. With brave faces (except for Fluttershy), the group traversed into the fog of the Triangle, disappearing spookily. Some 30 minutes in after searching, a

"Evolution Of The Spread" Ever since Chilli Heeler had turned into a blueberry caused by a piece of flawed gum, things were more unique. For one thing, having a wife/mother being blue was new, and having three blue family members was, well, new for Bingo, the youngest of the bunch. One day, she won an art contest for her portrait of a garden in their backyard. The grand prize was a trip. And not just any trip. A trip to... "CHERNOBYL?!" the three family members shrieked. "Yeah!" Bingo shouted. "And I won!" Bandit shook off the surprise and said, "Pack your bags, Heelers! We're going to Ukraine!" Approximately 6 and a half hours later, the family had arrived in Kiev, the capital. Chernobyl, according to an English-speaking guide, was a few miles away. So, they rented a 1990 Yugo Skala 55 and set off. A bit later, the family noticed a checkpoint. This was, no doubt, the starting point to the Chernobyl exclusion zone. Once cleared, they drove off, with a guard accompanying them. "April