Thank you, and you guys are ready to go, so, I hope you don't mind if I warm up a little bit first, do a couple of these (does stretches) alright, you remember that exercise in PE class? Have you ever done it in your life since? The answers no. Have you ever woke up in the morning and said I got to do some of these (more stretching) yeah, there you go that feels great! Now the other way! Whoa that's awfully tricky…we wonder why America has a weight problem I'm pretty sure this (stretchy stretchy) isn't cutting it.
Oh this is my dream job, its great! People applaud when I shall one day go to work doing this that's a lot better than your job. I mean, don't get me wrong it's not like being a rock star or anything where people lose their minds screaming can you imagine that in your job? "Hey how's it going? Listen I'm going to need that memo on my desk by noon" (secretary goes nuts) "thanks but I'm still going to need that on my desk…"
And there's this holy holy ceremony everyon