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The Noxious Gas Emitter

Lit up his tobacco and blew......s.c..h...w....o.....o......o
I farted, and although it was not cancerous too,
To return the favor, it was the least I could do.



SLN 4/2/2001
a haha at the bus stop today.

update
oh hey. the rise of the forgotten emitter. to celebrate, i am including a screenshot of one of my victims.

me.
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sophus Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2002
noxious gas emitter. Thats just a fancy word for a sphincter.

::-? (Confused) :mastermind::-? (Confused) :

Allow yourself to interprete what my signature would say
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-muse- Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2002
:D (Big Grin)

-muse-
be well

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jsenn Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2002
HAHAHA, Mari, your comments are fantastic! JLaughing y
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somnambulist Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2002
LOL! Lord... :p (Razz)

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Poo It happens, blame the Kitty-chan
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mastermindg Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2002
WHEEEEEEEEE! thats really funny! =D (Big Grin) great job, i gotta print this one out for my friends... giving you credit, of course! hilarious.... hehehe...

:O (Eek) perpetuallyconfusedmastermind:O (Eek)
Shit Happens
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greg47 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2002
LOL!!! My new favorite poem. :) (Smile)

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The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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keen Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2002   Writer
omigod i laughed my ass off mari. this is hysterical. congrats on the dp!

hahahahaha (choke/gag/ack!)
heh...
:) (Smile)

step into the slipstream:
https://www.deviantart.com/deviation.php? id=96646
-flow-
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lustrum Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2002   Writer
hey. ha!

how would you convert that to an onomatopoeia? ;) (Wink)

lustrum
http://www.lustrum.org
A labyrinthine tale of God.
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dreamz13 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2002
Hey this is way cooler than my Flatulence poem. And considering the length of it, I have to give u extra credit. And it even rhymes too. I was too young to have read this, so I'm glad that it has been digged up and reearthed. Congrats!

8) (Cool) where dreams meet reality 8) (Cool)
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soma Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2002  Professional General Artist
that started off my day with a laugh :) (Smile)
i wish i could do that to obnoxious customers at work....

live as if you were already dead
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sumalangitnawa Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2002
Laughing

consider yourself empowered.
i know. it feels good, doesn't it?
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prcr Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2002
well done! i hate people smoking next to me. next time, i'll know what to do!...

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p a u l o

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ketsugi Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2002  Hobbyist Photographer
:D (Big Grin) this is the first time I've really enjoyed a DP... whew! good stuff, this!

[standard deviation is an oxymoron] http://www.ketsugi.com
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serp Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2002
hahaha :D (Big Grin) :D (Big Grin) :D (Big Grin) Thumbs Up

too hairy for the public
http://serp.port5.com
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skyOrange Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2002

ok, so my previous comments just look silly now that the grading was changed and now that the poem is back to its original format which previously looked like you wrote 4 lines. hehe.

i loved this poem the first time i read it and i still do. crazy mari.. ;p


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skyOrange Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2001
i guess i laughed so hard i forgot the vote..

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skizip Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2001
FANTASTIC. I love funny poems like this. SUBMIT MORE, or have you.. i will have to check

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rajivmathur Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2001
hehehe,rofl.

This can be really educational,Farted and did something good.:P (Razz)

wonderful poem, :) (Smile)




::: Rajiv :::
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skyOrange Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2001
hahahaha. ..somebody..pick..me..up..from..the...
floor..

here i am, ready to read anoher wonderfully deep poem of yours, thinking that it speaks of environmental awareness. and look at what you gave us!! 4 funny lines! hehehe.

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jsenn Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2001
HAHA! Fantastic, Mari....oh, the poem, LOL great motion!

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