What holiday?
I celebrated by swimming in booze
Santa royally screwed me over
Made up. Couldn't be happier
I choked on a sprout
I'm destitute from buying presents and am currently eating things I find down the back of the sofa.
I made no New Year resolutions because I am perfect in every way.
It's 2011 and still no hover-skateboards. Life sucks.
I'm still finding pine needles in places they shouldn't be.
The cat attached itself to the turkey so I had to have a festive Pot Noodle instead.
Hello. I see that you're a fan of Xenomorphs just like me, so I wanna share this with you from my gallery: a true picture of the Alien King caste done 100 percent alongside all its known information. I hope you like it.
This message is for sullen-skrewt.